@Seragzilla
 New Mombasa
Joined April 2011
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10 years ago, @FlavioBolsonaro ran for mayor of Rio de Janeiro. In the debate, he passed out & shit his pants (yes, really). One of the candidates was a doctor & tried to help. His dad, Jair, yelled "communist, get your hands off my son!" & "01, did you turn yellow? Do pushups!"
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danny@redfaceradioOct 27
Everyone talks about the gay sundowning but he’s also increasingly been like “I hate you! All of you! Me and all my other pedophile friends are really getting one over on you suckers!” And millions of ppl are like “yup yes sir that’s right we’re cattle sir”
Acyn
@AcynOct 25
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Davis@DavisMullvain23h
More Americans have died at the hands of the 2008 florida gators than Ebola
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Listening to Chief Keef and looking at pics like this
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This is the hottest woman on the planet btw
best of léa seydoux@badpostseydouxOct 27
Léa Seydoux tries some of the finest French and British delicacies for ELLE UK.
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The Miami Heat are considering trading Bam Adebayo for A’ja Wilson. (Via @ChrisBHayne)
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😭😭😭😭 deeply unserious braindead population lmao
Sam Stein
@samsteinOct 27
In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 14% think between it's between 6 and 25%. Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…

Hegseth Needs More T—Poll Shows He’s No Male Role Model

Our new survey explores masculinity, sports gambling, and whether Americans want their commentators running the country.

thebulwark.com
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Magnifique nouveauté cette saison à Brooklyn, quand un adversaire loupe un lancer le DJ de la salle envoie un énorme « FAAAAAAAH » dans les enceintes 🤌
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A 4K restoration of Alfonso Cuarón’s ‘Y TU MAMÁ TAMBIÉN’ will be released next summer in honor of the film’s 25th anniversary. (deadline.com/2026/10/y-tu-ma…)
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El wey que no es "ni izquierda ni derecha" cuando gana la izquierda:
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President is a pedophile who tortures migrants and starves poor people and all these idiots care about is gas prices.
Headquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 22
Q: You voted for Trump all 3 times? Michigan voter: I did vote for Trump. Little disillusioned these days. I'll put it this way. I've got a Grand Cherokee and I never had to pay $100 to fill it up until last week. A lot of overpromising and underperforming by Trump.
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I’ve done a lot of cable news interviews over the years, but I still get questions that shock me.
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Cymorg@CyMorgComicsOct 21
He’s such a fucking moron who never knows anything about the nerd shit he’s saying. This isn’t a threat, this quote means he’s going to die.
Forbes
@ForbesOct 21
Musk Threatens Retribution If Dems Investigate Him After Midterms: 'Live By The Sword, Die By The Sword' go.forbes.com/Q6FvFz
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Charles Barkley: "Should we be standing this close to Shaq?... He's been hanging out with Kash Patel. That's dangerous." Ernie Johnson: "Oooh! Ooooh! Oh, I didn't know you were going there. But I should have known you would."
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LETS FUCKING GOOO
Pope Crave
@ClubConcraveOct 21
Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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Joe
@electionsjoeOct 21
By far the funniest outcome humanly possible
Abdul el-Sayed Stan Account@Weasel9100Oct 21
BREAKING: MIKE ROGERS FOUND TO HAVE TIES TO THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD!!!
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An Internal Affairs report found Miami Beach cops exchanged hundreds of sexual posts, including child sexual abuse material, in WhatsApp chats. 🔗 miaminewtimes.com/news/miami…
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The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c
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asking "was it good for you too" after hanging out
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