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Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2012
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Three-year-old daughter: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 Me: It's the ten crack commandments, what?
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In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.
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Tonight I learned something I’ve always suspected. Most people will support a rapist over a woman.
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Win or lose, I am ashamed of the United States of America. I have seen enough to make that statement confidently. I am proud as hell of the people in this country who have chosen to vote for freedom and democracy. As for those who did not...they have brought shame and disgrace upon this nation. Again, we may very well win...and I'll be jubilant...just as you will. But, at the end of the day, my shame for this country will endure until this nation heals...and freedom once again becomes something the country values. We have so much more work to do. So much. Can this country pull out of what looks like a downward spiral? I'm optimistic. Why? Because the alternative is not acceptable for me to even think about. If we ever suspend our belief that we can prevail and fight to bring this country back to its former state of hope and optimism, that's when it's over. For that reason...as long as there is breath in me, I will work towards that goal.
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No matter what happens with this election, I’m fucking disgusted by most of the people in this country. I’m ashamed. How have we sunk so low?? Holy hell 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Looking your daughter in the eye and then voting against her rights is crazy too me
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Horatio Finer Balls Balls England and Wales Birth Registration Index, 1837-2008
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All I can say is this country is in serious danger in the years ahead. I don’t even mean the next 4 yrs, but what this showed is how poorly educated, hateful, and greedy we are as a nation. Can’t see things bouncing back anytime soon. I’m cooked already but I fear for my children
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#Giants QB Daniel Jones told his teammates that he doesn’t vote. Malik Nabers turned around and said so your decision making is just as bad off the field too? Everyone laughed, great moment.
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ESPN: entire segment on 3-5 cowboys acquiring shitty ass Jonathan Mingo and Dak Prescott going on IR ESPN fantasy segment 10 min later: how can fantasy managers replaced Dak? (The QB20 on the season 😂)
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I voted for Kamala because America’s and my daughters’ futures are better in her hands
If you’re a man and you voted for Kamala Harris can you reply to this thread with a picture of yourself. This is for scientific research purposes.
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Yoooo what’s with all these pro athletes fucking off their opportunities being casino junkies (CJ Abrams)
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Wearing a customized Patriots jersey that says THROATGOAT in public is next level commitment 🤣😂🤣
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At Starbucks and there are two men next to me having a conversation. One of them, in his 50s, brings up something about Trump winning in relation to his job — I honestly couldn’t hear what it was — and the other guy, in his late 70s/80s, says “what if the lady wins.. Camilla?”
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Unrelated but the young lady sitting in front of me at the shared picnic style bench has been on a FaceTime call without headphones for 10 min. How do people not realize how rude this is?
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“Middle aged rocker who loves iCarly” and has an entire account filled with photos of her when she was underage. Totally not creepy at all
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100% the first post from Trump today will be something like “SNL used to be good but now it has the worst ratings since they went woke” or some shit about Kamala not being funny. Bonus points if he mentions how he was one of the best hosts they ever had
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We’re in now in the final stages of the election cycle where trumpers who have family members on social media will say, “I don’t like Trump as a PERSON, but he has the best policies”, bc surely we’ll forget the BS you said the last 8 years and only remember your final tweet 🙄
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Rams WR Puka Nacua was scheduled for his weekly press conference today, but was not able to do it because he left practice with a knee injury, per a team official. He will be listed as “limited” on the injury report. McVay next speaks tomorrow.
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I'm sorry Joe Biden is right, Trump supporters are garbage.
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As a Yankees fan I can say we deserved to lose this series. Not a single aspect of the game was performed well outside of some too-little-too-late homers the past two games.
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