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Melbourne, Victoria
Joined June 2011
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Yearly reminder that if you see an AFL fixture difficulty table and it doesn’t take in to account where the games are played just ignore it
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AFL fans looking at fixture difficulty
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Did they review the review?
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You could put the 2 least appealing teams in the AFL on the opening night and the difference between people who would be excited to watch it might be 5%-10% less of the max possible viewership and it's 1 game out of a 218 game season. It doesn't matter. Stop pretending it does.
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Still can't believe Bevo bought Butters a skateboard and wrote 'skate to create' on it and it actually worked
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Can South African TV get their shit together, the feed keeps cutting out
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Funny how everything was stacked in Dogs favour and it nearly didn’t get there. Like that Norm Macdonald bit about Germany going to war and choosing the entire world as their opponent and you’d think it would be over quickly but ‘It was actually pretty close’
"At that point in time, Geelong probably was my preference..." Zak Butters' exclusive first interview as a Dog - he details every step of his decision, the farm visit that swayed him, calling Chris Scott, Tigers tactics, Pies' play, bedtime reading & more.afl.com.au/news/1630591/zak-…
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Got told last year that in Bont’s contract, to help the club attract top talent he agreed to take a pay cut to help achieve that. If they couldn’t then he would get his full amount. So this is Bont celebrating a pay cut.
i don’t think i’ve ever seen bont so excited like butters is life changing for him
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I couldn’t write a joke this funny about Geelong
The Geelong-based Geelong Football Club has held this event at Provans Mitre 10 in the inner-Melbourne suburb of Clifton Hill.
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There is literally a Mitre 10 on the same street as Kardinia Park ffs
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'If include 5 teams in the trade we can recreate the compo rort in aggregate'
This is the mega deal in its entirety. @AFLcomau @traderadio
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You can't tell me these teams haven't used some sort of mixed-integer linear programming solver to achieve this level of trade. Plug in what each team has, what each team wants and then spin the wheel for the closest match and go back and forth on it until all parties happy.
This is the mega deal in its entirety. @AFLcomau @traderadio
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Please make these 2 teammates next year
Just got reminded of that time Vandermeer was calling Blakey ugly
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SgtButane retweeted
Not a lot of confidence from clubs as to whether this deal gets approved by the AFL. The league has been pouring over it for hours. @7AFL @1116sen @traderadio
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Been trying to convince people for 6 years this guy is a player
Fremantle is set to sign ex-Western Bulldogs forward Dom Bedendo as a delisted free agent. Spent the season playing VFL for Port Melbourne, where he kicked 38 goals. @AFLcomau @traderadio
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In a long line of Geelong rentals, Toby Greene might be peak
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fwiw this is the same reasoning the umps gave for not giving NWM the 3 votes in THAT game. Umps looked at quarter by quarter as opposed to the whole game. Doesn't work.
"I came up with a process. At end of every quarter i did a 5-4-3-2-1 so I had evidence behind me. Will wasn't in my voting in any other quarter. He did get 5 in the last quarter. Unbelievable last four minutes but I still landed where I landed." Michael Voss on his Norm Smith votes
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Imagine if a fwd kicks 4 goals in the last quarter to win the game off basically his own boot. But he can only get votes in the last quarter where as a 33 disposal mid is uncatchable by that time.
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A better example is - imagine instead of giving out 4pts at the end of the game to the winning team we only handed out 1pt per quarter. It’s not really the point.
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Logan Morris do you want to come home to the western suburbs of Melbourne
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