English VTuber Professional Bastard, enjoyer of doodling, karaoke, and ear-blistering rants
ROT-13 Polybius for coded msg
Joined December 2025
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We surveyed fifty VTubers. Forty-seven liked cheese. Two were lactose intolerant. One was actually a wheel of Gouda.
Go fuck yourself, you bougie fucking tosspot.
If the retard is stupid enough to spend AN ENTIRE YEARS SALARY on a fucking anime girl, then it must be nice to have more dollars than sense.
And you're equally fucking retarded for thinking any of this is NORMAL.
Watching Sides Scrollers VS Mode with Ryzel and Grav...
...And I'm actually rooting for DSP.
The punchline is that there is no punchline!
I saw how VTubers end their handles in VT and remembered I have a Television and Film degree.
So my current lore is that I'm a Media personality who got into the business via the VT department of a regional broadcaster.
I do hope all those people who screeched at gamers in the early to mid 2010s about the male gaze are happy with where the world is the following decade.
Because now a game company can't have a female lead protagonist without everyone dismissing it out of hand before anyone has even played it.
"UHHH ITS UNREALISTIC DEI DETECTED SOUND THE ALARMS"
motherfucker you haven't played it yet, nobody has.
Had to stop following someone whom I was a good friend of, I will happily engage someone in debate about the finer points of certain hot button topics.
But when you're saying shit like "Yeah, well he was a provocateur and I will happily dance on his grave and celebrate the fact that his carotid artery got deleted infront of his wife and kids"
Yeah, I can't associate with you anymore dude, that's despicable.
I swear, they just pick the most unpronouncable names in this place. My appointment was HALF AN HOUR ago.
"Why don't you stream, Edwin?"
PERHAPS BECAUSE MY DICKHEAD MATES INSIST ON VIDEOCALLING ME EVERY FIVE MINUTES BEFORE EVEN CONFIRMING I AM AWAKE
"I put your written text through a detector and it says you AI generated your text."
Those detectors are not worth the vibe they are coded with. They're about as admissible as a fucking polygraph test.
And yet, everyone treats a flag as a gotcha. Like it's infallible. An indictment. I could video myself typing one out and you'd still call it fake.
So proving it is as pointless as waving at Stevie Wonder.
