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Was "Christina Aguilera being a throat GOAT" on anyone's 2026 bingo card?
Christina Aguilera said her best skill in bed is BLOWJOBS - and called herself a “PROMOTER OF THE SWALLOW.” 💀
Alex Cooper asked what she’s best at in the bedroom.
“It’s got to be blowjobs.”
Then she went further.
“I’m a promoter of the swallow, OK. I didn’t put in that hard work for nothing.”
And then came the places.
The studio soundboard.
Planes.
Under blankets.
Alex thought she meant a PRIVATE plane.
“No, I’m not actually.”
She was talking about international flights.
Lights out.
Blankets.
Waiting for everyone to fall asleep.
Alex’s reaction?
“Oh my God, that’s iconic.” 😭
Cowboys got way too much talent on this team to be playing like pure ass. When they get serious about making some major changes, I'll start watching again.
A Great Black Kaiju retweeted
Benjamin Satterley defined excellence, as a beloved husband & friend to his many loved ones, + in his wrestling knowledge, skill, unprecedented athleticism, professionalism, consistency + dedication to the sport that he loved & traveled the world to pursue. May Ben rest in peace.
A Great Black Kaiju retweeted
Brian Schottenheimer is the reason the Cowboys are losing this game. His situational playcalling is horrific. He's a below average HC. He talks great at the podium. But he doesn't give you any advantage on Sundays
#DallasCowboys got to get better at drafting/signing defensive players that can stop the run, and pass rush. That's been the biggest problem with this team for the last 10 years.
Last night at Dynamite. Look, I understand. Trios title picture and all, but couldn't @KingRicochet have atleast waited for the damn song to end before they jumped the New Level?
All this man wants to do is wrestle his friends. Why is that so wrong?
So what? I love professional wrestling and am excited at the prospect of wrestling one of my friends I haven’t seen in years. Someone who has been underappreciated for years, will finally have the chance to spread his wings and create the professional wrestling he loves.
Let people be excited and live with a childlike sense of wonder without feeling the need to poopoo all over it, Colin