Proud Cal Tech Alum ‘81 Slapping balls since birth ⚾️ Region 10 baseball analist

Joined April 2026
Ranking #NWC Baseball Gooners: 🥇Carl Moland-Kovash - Whitman (The GOAT) 🥈Jaxon Coles- Pacific (Cosplay enthusiast) 🥉Beckett Montgomery- Willamette (Most strokes per minute) HM: Evan Maury- L&C (insane dome) HM: Dylan Huntsman- Whitworth (come on do I even have to say it) #D3
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🚨Account has been shadow banned🚨 X has decided I went in too hard on the conference and has disabled my ability to comment on posts. This is a great time to say I will not post anymore until Willamette sweeps a series @JackKnauf13 #D3 #NWC
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🚨#NWC Weekend Recap🚨 George Fox take 3 wins against the #10 team in the country Lewis and Clark lower team ERA to below 7 for the first time in 30 years Puget Sound win big series for playoffs Whitman stick a thumb up their ass and let Linfield have their way with them
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I know Spencer Kowalski when I see him #Linfield #RollCats #D3 #NWC
Can you name this player? 👀🤔 World Series Champ Silver Slugger 2x Batting Title 3x All-Star @BatterUp_app
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#NWC Players past their prime: 🥇Spencer Shipman- Whitworth (You are 30 years old playing a kids game what are we doing) 🥈Ethan Keintz - PLU (Grown man btw) 🥉Andre Butler - George Fox HM: Chase Lawson- Willamette (Some people should never to play past high school) #D3
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How Jack Knauf feels having 10K+ posts with an average of 1 like (probably his own) per post
Replying to @HorraceJ70479
D3 guys are the absolute worst. Yeah dude you’re sick. You ride the bench in D3 and go to Ohio State on the weekends to party. Delete your D3 burner #shrink #fuckD3
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Linfield outfielder Josh Mansur when he has to be productive in critical games: #d3 #NWC #Baseball
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This is a Gabe DeBenedetto appreciation post. Rumour has it he refused to grow past 5’6 out of respect for not wanting to hit too many XBH as it is seen as blasphemous in the eyes of the lord. #GeorgeFox #NWC #D3Baseball
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Lewis and Clark second baseman Eli Steinhaus found with staff of immeasurable knowledge and power. This is likely the reasoning behind his suspicious breakout season. #NWC #D3 #baseball #MLB
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Shane ‘the cake’ Batter retweeted
Top 5 all time NWC gremlins 1. Aaron Barber 2. Jordan Hara 3. Drew Baskin 4. Aaron Barber 5. Drew Kamihara
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Shane ‘the cake’ Batter retweeted
Shoutout Garrett Strube for having the cutest smile in the NWC #d3baseball #nwc
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Halen Otte when the game is out of reach so he can start stat padding against position players #nwc #d3 #d3baseball
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🚨Leyton Pfingston appreciation post!🚨 Share your favourite Leyton Pfingston memory below #d3 #nwc #loggers #d3baseball
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#NWC matchups to watch this weekend: Whitworth vs being chopped (DH Saturday) Lewis and Clark vs team ERA below 100 (midweek game) Whitman vs Willamette (battle of the twinks) Puget Sound DH *cancelled* (frats caught having butt stuff fun) 🚨BIG WEEKEND🚨#d3 #baseball
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Shane ‘the cake’ Batter retweeted
THE WAIT IS OVER!!! It’s Nate Schikore Bobblehead Day in Salem!!! First 15 fans will receive one bobblehead and one 75 mph fastball
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Willamette Bearcats pitcher Dari Liuzzi has officially been placed on #perfectgame watch for this weekend. Liuzzi has yet to throw a pitch this season but has quote ‘looked sharp’ in recent light catch play. #willamette #d3baseball #d3
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