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Joined September 2025
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“Ilya is toxic” “Shane is toxic” Well Hayden is committing tax fraud let’s focus on that
Omg more ilya is toxic people are coming for me girl leave me aloneeee
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Do you guys remember when Zayn Malik came out as bisexual
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Baby Shane going as a horse for Halloween
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Snow leopard comes to the cottage and catches Shane and Ilya.
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of course i have a praise k*nk.. i was ignored as a child.
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*paws at you* or you could stay *paws at you* here tonight *paws at you* i’m not done with you *paws at you* staaay
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Baby Shane copying his mom’s yoga poses
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doomsday: oh no how are we gonna defeat doctor doom! average episode in of visionquest:
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Someone online: Shane Hollander sucks Ilya:
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Baby Shane not wanting baby Ilya to go home
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If something like this actually happened I’d jump off the Empire State Building (I know Goblin Shane made it up)
Honestly…I’m not mad about it
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More chemistry than Hayden and Jackie
New look at Ultron and Jocasta in ‘VISIONQUEST’.
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Shane proposing to Ilya
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“i know a spot” takes you into my arms under a soft blanket
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"what would be the point of all the pain and sacrifice, if i wasn't willing to stand up and keep fightin'?" #samwilsoniscaptainamerica
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Irina breaking down in front of baby Ilya
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Can anyone hear me… has anyone considered this ship yet ironterrific or smth….
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Woke Grok reuniting with woke Gemini after escaping Elon’s goon crypt
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Only 50 days until Doomsday which means 50 DAYS UNTIL WE SEE CAPTAIN AMERICA AGAIN
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Shane when Ilya is suicidal
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