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Arkham Asylum
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This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive.
A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging, insurrectionist, running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban in Afghanistan thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU.
Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth."
This was published by Annalise B Winterborne on TikTok.
#DemsUnited
ALT The orange idiot aka Trump
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The police in South Yorkshire say there is nothing wrong with this woman saying Jews are 90% killers and psychopaths. And yes she said it. I was there. She said both Israelis and Jews interchangeably. She was unhinged in her hatred. jewishnews.co.uk/police-rule…
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NATO has never attacked the Soviet Union or Russia.
Ukraine has never threatened Russian security.
Putin calling for new security guarantees for Russia is complete nonsense.
Before he launched his full-scale invasion of Ukraine, many -- including me -- suggested reforms for enhancing European security. He rejected them. He wanted war instead.
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The soldier “correctly” reprimanded the Secretary of Defense & his senior staff for failing to uphold decorum that is expected of literally everyone who visits this sacred site.
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“I’m more than just a female Russel Brand…
'Cause I'm BETTER than YOU....
I'm a perfect woman- my tits will never shrink. And I'm guaranteed to squirt and I do anal by default”
as sung by Jordan Gray with his cock out on TV
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Here’s Jordan Gray getting his penis out on live T.V, and the audience applauding like a bunch of brainwashed morons.
Men like this show us exactly who they are. The only difference now is that some have discovered they can hide behind a dress as well as their edgelord "comedy".
And apparently, the dress is an even more effective disguise.
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I swing between fury and utter hilarious schadenfreude that HarperCollins were appalled at me and completely indulgent of David Walliams.
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Rachel Rooney's book My Body Is Me is a beautifully illustrated, tender affirmation of children's bodily lives. David Walliams's The Boy in the Dress is a grubby, voyeuristic book about furtive cross-dressing and sly allusions to magazines under mattresses - for 7-year-olds.
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Naming no names but imagine being a PR person, and having a client who was professionally associated with Gaiman, Walliams, Brand & yours truly.
Now guess which one they were told to distance themselves from?
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What's ridiculous about this is that Christmas cards aren't religious but an entirely secular thing. The Victorians created a trend for sending weird, funny or sentimental cards to others on special occasions and it stuck because it was so harmless and nice and also cheap.
Should Aberdeen schools have 'winter cards' instead of Christmas cards? bbc.in/3UGjP4X
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Israel handed Egypt more than 23,000 sq miles of land for a peace treaty. Israel today is about 10,000 sq miles. But sure, Israel is "expansionist."
This day (Nov 11) in 1977, Menachem Begin invited Anwar Sadat to Jerusalem. He accepted and addressed the Knesset. After real negotiations, Israel gave up the entire Sinai (oil fields, settlements, strategic depth, literally everything).
An Arab state willing to sign a peace treaty with Israel got territory larger than Israel itself. Almost all others brought only decades of rejection, terrorism, and chants of "from the river to the sea."
The "Greater Israel" narrative is just nonsense inversion. The side that keeps demanding more land, more "right of return," and the elimination of Jewish sovereignty is not the one that already gave up a peninsula more than twice its size.
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And why is this crook representing the United States in negotiations with Russia and Ukraine in the first place? Who elected him? Where the hell is the Secretary of State?
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this could’ve been a wholesome little story but you decided to body shame me so fuck you
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Grace O’Malley-Kumar grabbed a knife attacker to protect her friend. When he turned on her, she held on.
On 13 June 2023, during the Nottingham attacks, Grace was walking back to student accommodation with her friend Barnaby Webber when a man with a large knife attacked Barnaby and brought him to the ground.
Grace grabbed the attacker and tried to hold him back. The man turned the knife on her, but she kept her grip and kicked out even after he had stabbed her several times.
When she fell, she tried more than once to get back up and reach him again.
Grace and Barnaby both died from their injuries, aged 19.
Grace had just finished her first year of medicine at the University of Nottingham, where she played hockey after representing England at under-16 and under-18 level.
In October 2025, Grace was awarded the George Medal for trying to save Barnaby.
That July, her name had already been on a different kind of award, the Grace O’Malley-Kumar Cup.
