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Pasadena, California
Joined May 2026
Going to see Metallica !!!! 😎🤘
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Oh, I hope so.
Pat McAfee has destroyed his career
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But they have a hell of a kid's menu. 🤷‍♂️🤔
Trump: You'll be my guest at Mar a Lago. The problem is that for $5,000, the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that. That's not a good place if you're price conscious
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Replying to @BY1959
@realDonaldTrump is the king of air dicking
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When I was a kid, I remember Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, and Ronald Reagan. It wasn't about liking them, it was about respecting them and what the position commanded. He has cheapened that, for a very long time if not forever. Even kids think this pos is a clown.
Trump on Sen. Jon Husted: “So I'm studying him. And I made the mistake of saying that I started off by studying his ass. I just wantasink. And then I looked at his feet and they were massive. I made the mistake of studying his anatomy”
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Getting rid of Nelson really pisses me off. This is why I haven't even watched them this year. Irsays are dumb as dirt!!
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Hey @SpartanRob75 , you're welcome. Holy fuck the Colts are trash!!!
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Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
Jonathan Taylor looking at Daniel Jones knowing he’s the reason the Colts blew up their entire team
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Interesting fact: Cats have flexible spines, Republicans have none.
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Why create a username and password if you're just gonna email me a code before every login
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The Bible Belt is the reason the country is so fucked up
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The FBI reportedly advised ESPN’s Pat McAfee to wear a bulletproof vest following the killing of Charlie Kirk, per @FOS & @awfulannouncing
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This asshole shot his wad just looking 🤣🤣
Sabrina Carpenter... What a whore 😭
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Listen up you MAGA dipshits! Obama wasn't making fun of The Cheesecake Factory. He was calling Trump the gay Saddam Hussein. And it was hilarious 😂😂😂
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"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country"- John F. Kennedy "Tear down this wall"- Ronald Reagan Shove that ballroom up your fat ass!"- Patriot
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Tony likes cock
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Don't you have to know how to count to talk about numbers, you illiterate retard?
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Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
My Official Prediction for the 2026 United States Midterm Elections: Trumps supporters will fuck their sisters.
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