@ShellNUFC2006

#NUFC away days. Accidental owner of giant pets. Tweets in personal capacity.

 London, England
Joined May 2011
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Didn’t cash out. Will take 3 points tho x
Shell 🐚⚽️🖤@ShellNUFC2006Oct 25
What a game. Separately are we cashing out or hoping the mackems are shite?
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It’s a game of two halves I’ve heard… #NUFC
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Pies should be stored in pockets x
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Limbs x
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What a game. Separately are we cashing out or hoping the mackems are shite?
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And the corners
Shell 🐚⚽️🖤@ShellNUFC2006Oct 25
Today is a very big test for the eyelash glue x
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Any away pubs on the way to the ground today? #NUFC
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Today is a very big test for the eyelash glue x
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Gavin Davis@gavinleighdavisOct 24
Sam Fender speaks out over the prices of his latest tour, prices to be changed. Man of his word, massive respect. @samfendermusic #samfender #unitedkingdom #tour #price
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Richard Chamberlain
@ricardo_chamboOct 23
A slight break from my usual 90s football posts to say, I would love to get my 6 year old one of these Pokémon 30th anniversary boxes for Christmas. But you can't get them because people like these buy the whole lot from shops that allow it to happen. All to then resell them on at a massively marked up price. Happens all of the time.
Ryan@RyanLeePWOct 23
If you're wondering why there's never anything in B&M... Merry hill are absolute jokers. @pokemondealsuk
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teen of pineapple🍍@BRATTYBARBlOct 22
James Acaster in this mission #CelebrityTraitors
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Love that the replies indicated the Ferrero Rocher woman is actually famous 😂🥰🤩🤯👌
eleni@ele__giacOct 21
We went to see ballet today and the girl next to us brought a 24-piece ferrero rocher box and unwrapped each piece before the performance started and ate all of them before the first interval. She made absolutely no noise. Pure class. I hope you had a wonderful time, diva.
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Anyone worried about relegation?
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Be kind etc. sending death threats cos I suggested a ridiculous amount of small kids almost shutting down a tiny tube station at rush hour for a school trip seemed silly & dangerous FOR EVERYONE. Not cos I’m more important. Tweet deleted anyway. That’s enough twitter today.🤣😭
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cigarette@jessimoonssOct 20
Hinge guy i never replied to in July js sent me this google form
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It's a lawyer's life@itsalawyerslifeOct 20
Oh goodness, the comments😂
GOV.UK
@GOVUKOct 20
The clocks go back by one hour on 25 October at 2am, which means you’ll gain an hour ⏰ What will you do with the extra time? Let us know below 👇
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I asked this nearly a year ago. I’m still in London. I’m still broke. Wonder if the responses this year will be different to last. Are you all broke?
Shell 🐚⚽️🖤@ShellNUFC200617 Sep 2025
Anyone else constantly broke? Working hard & constantly feeling guilty for buying things like ‘luxury treats’ but which are actually things like socks or a rare night out? I have a ‘stressed about money’ tab permanently open in my brain 😩 yet I earn what is considered good money
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Jack Grove
@jgro_theOct 19
Thank you to the two @Cambridge_Uni medical students who saved my step-brother's life. He was running with girlfriend on Midsummer Common and his heart stopped for 14 minutes. They didn't give up on him, kept him alive til paramedics arrived. He is on the mend and should make a full recovery
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Toon Polls
@ToonPollsOct 17
The vast majority of us all signed up to a rebuild. A season of transition. We accepted we would win some, and lose some. However, it doesn’t make the manor of the defeats at Leeds, Coventry and today any more palatable. We lack identity, are far too easy to play through, and look completely toothless up top. Early days, but that doesn’t negate the real issues that everyone can see. Jaissle has a huge job on his hands. #NUFC
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We play better against good teams tho. Right? X
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