@Shepptism

🇬🇧 SW | 26 | He / They | Bus Pilot | Sim Racing and Motorsport Enthusiast | ‘93 106 + ‘98 306

 United Kingdom
Joined July 2014
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Me and my son 🥺
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Everything shower right before bed is peak dude, there ain’t a hair below my eyebrows and I’m about to sleep like a corpse 🥺
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Not something I ever thought I’d have to write on a notice board working with a bunch of adults but hey
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I love dogs, they’re great. But I really can’t stand Pugs and Frenchies, just had one in the bus and it sounded like someone was sat sawing wood at the back 😅
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Being a bus driver is so fucking peak
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It would appear that Omi is a user of gorilla arm implants. Fascinating, this means that she could pick me up with little to no effort and put my legs on either side of her shoulder while she gives me the most spectacular head of my life. Truly wonderful use of future technology.
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Fuck me driving deckers in this wind is dicey as fuck. It’s gone way beyond pucker factor my shit is basically speaking morse code now 😅😭
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+999 swag points for today because I couldn’t find my work hat
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I have come so far with mentals while simracing, but honestly have so far to go. If I turn up expecting to bottle it I’ll do reasonably well but if I know I’m *supposed* to be fast I’ll just fuck it within the first 5 minutes 😅
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Top 3 things; High-Revving Straight 6 engines Waking up early on a day off and realising you can go back to sleep Girls who are mean
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Having a shitey morning anyway and first customer moans about the fact I have no cash and I’m late (not my fault). I’m going to blow my shit off by lunch time aren’t I?
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HEAR THAT FUCKOS ITS ME IM THE NATIONAL ICON
Dean
@ideanoc17Oct 11
most british people are patriotic over our plugs but i’m patriotic over this little thing - uk made, uk owned, cheap, outperforms most modern vacuums.
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Mate I fucking hate smarmy customers first thing in the morning. Like of course I know about the diversions, they’re posted on the wall in the depot and it’s one of the first things I look at in the morning 😅
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Having a long weekend after the week I’ve had is so peak (I’ve been in bed most of today)
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Ughhh it’s rainy and gloomy as fuck today and I’m tired and forgot my headphones again and just 😭😭😭
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most british car tiktok (?) video ive ever seen
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Genuinely makes me concerned the amount of people that flag a bus down for the sake of it. Like how have you not been kidnapped yet? Running dead with no internal lights on and “Happy New Year” on the front of my bus this morning and people still flagging me down smh
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Oh fug my new hat arrived and it’s fucking cool and now I don’t know which one to wear to Rustival 😭
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Me buses is speakin brizzle now 😭
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Straight up Sheppin my shit 🤪 been quiet lately but I’m excited for Rustival this weekend! Hopefully seeing lots of you there! :3
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Oh shit I actually quite like the new Grand Tour
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