𝘼𝙨𝙝 𝙂𝙧𝙖𝙮.

he better. she actually made the effort of making a slideshow! on one of those hoomon computers! with the quaint controls!

oh? good. because there will be a quiz later.

dang, surely she isn't that boring?

the rock, somehow, yelped just as loudly.

as if she's ever not! one moment... ...cue her having a brief but riveting — no, ribbiting — conversation with the frog.

:o ...can she hold the frog?

it sounds cool! like a knight about to go jousting. oh, have we had the jousting yet? i do love me some jousting. once won a gold medal in it, at the space olympics, 3124. that was venusian hoverjoust— sorry, anyways, yeah. lance.

oh, yeah, i remember. yeah. i was there. we're that far along already? maybe try making some sort of sonic laser pointer to distract the cats. call it a lance or so, make it less obviously a cat toy. hmm?

well, if it gets too annoying, they hate the sonic. trust me. been there done that. as a cat, that is. interesting experience. can recommend it for a change, if you're tired of looking hoo-mon.

just know that your future adopted communist daughter is extremely bisexual. you'll be too hyperfixated on chess to notice this when it happens, but she needs the support, so. ...really, though, why did the cats swarm you, doc? not smelling any catnip or treats on ya...

oh, you'll find out what i meant in about... oh, well, i'm really not at liberty to say. in the meanwhile... arms out, huh? funny you should mention that, though...

oh, pipe down, you. what even happened with you? good grief. reminds me of that time with be— no, sorry, spoilers...

oh, don't say you didn't miss me, blondie. now hold still. you're gonna get su— vacuumed. and don't giggle.

geez, man gets some pussy first time this regeneration, still finds something to complain about. alright, she's on her way, vacuum in tow.

“ oh, is my new perfume that noticeable? aww, you're a flirt. ” a giggle, sitting down before the other. “ so what? he'll be back. and if he won't, so what? you've got me. you've got others. c'mon, give us a smile. ”

“ oi, oi, cheer up ya grumpy bastard, eh? ” appearing from... somewhere behind the other. “ what's got you all frowning then? ”