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Joined January 2016
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Am I getting my ass kicked in DFS? Yes Am I enjoying my afternoon bc my entire feed is an overlap of Orioles Twitter crashing out about the Ravens? Also yes
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As a not Ravens fan who hates Orioles fans I am loving this development
lindsey ok
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Putting Flacco in after 35 unanswered points at M&T is absolutely BRUTAL LMAO
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Future Commanders head coach
Kevin Oestreicher
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The reaction of Ravens offensive coordinator Declan Doyle after Baltimore fails to convert on fourth down deep in Bengals territory He is NOT happy
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Every Bengals TE was the nuts except the one I jammed in best ball (who is the most talented of the group)
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Anthony Tyus touchdown the Bucs Panthers stacks are making me rich!
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Just checking scores after nephew’s bday party If you’d told me CMC scored a touchdown immediately and the Bucs had 33 points at the half I’d have guessed it was just a matter of which of my lineups was going to win the Milly
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Enjoying the consistency of Baltimore fans blaming Lamar for not playing through an injury while also calling Gunnar Henderson selfish for playing through injuries
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Would have been cool to get some sort of decent replay on the check swing to end the game. Random game in July and you get a frame by frame breakdown for 5 minutes. End of a World Series game and you get a couple full speed looks from bad angles 5 minutes after the fact
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So Wemby is just ass now?
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True for DFS players too. I’m capped at how good I can get by how much aura I have
Johann Markov
@JohannMarkovOct 24
A successful trader's job is closer to that of a boring accountant than some auramaxxing lifestyle influencer. I'd argue that aura is actually negatively correlated w the ability to generate consistent trading pnl (unless their game is to pump & dump on their followers).
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These manosphere tweets are fascinating They’re really depressing if you forget that you’ve had tons of experiences that completely contradict them And then they basically boil down to dudes being on the internet talking about the types of dude they want to fuck
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The Washington Wizards are road favorites against an NBA team We are so fucking back
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Yeah, well, this checks out
Johann Markov
@JohannMarkovOct 24
I forgot where I read it but the guy said that the depth of one's drawdown is directly proportional to the size of one's ego. A lot of truth in that statement.
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I did not miss Steve Kerr
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Oh no the guy on offense gets people to foul him
Nate Duncan
@NateDuncanNBAOct 24
Trae Young BS foul-drawing watch: 9 FTAs, fouled 8x, 6 of them non-shooting, 0-3 on 2s. What a miserable watch he's become.
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MLB fans believing a salary cap brings parity while every NBA game is a 30 point game
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“It doesn’t matter how tall you are in this league” -Drew Gooden Referring to the National Basketball Association
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Did MLB create an army of bots with Pirates profile pics to push the salary cap narrative on this app?
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Adam Scherer retweeted
Dan Szymborski
@DSzymborskiOct 23
You and a friend decide to split a pizza. There are eight slices. You each get four. That's not MLB's "50/50" revenue split. MLB's proposing they just get to call some of the slices "non-pizza" and only *then* split the pizza. So they get 5 or 6 slices and you get 2 or 3.
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I love how everyone is turning this into a gambling conspiracy bc their overs didn’t hit (my Roschon unders 🔥 tho) when the tweet is actually just about NFL pecking order/earning your stripes stuff
Breiden Fehoko
@BreidenFehokoOct 23
Also, another NFL collusion evidence. Roschon Johnson goes off last week, leading the Bears in rushing with a touchdown. They reward him a week later with 1 carry. This is what the NFL does to purposely devalue a player when they don’t want him to blow up.
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