Slightly Welsh Yorkshireman. ⚽️ #rufc The bloke the Daily Mail warned you about…

The boiler room
Joined December 2010
I’m going to post 4 of my footy shirts a day, until I get bored or run out, and keep adding them to this 🧵 1. Unión Española 🇨🇱 2. Orlando City 🇺🇸 3. Deportivo Toluca 🇲🇽 4. Leones Negros 🇲🇽
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This poorly-worded tweet almost made me quit my job and spend my days hanging around a swimming pool changing room
After taking the kids swimming I quickly check the empty lockers for any left over £1 coins. I earn over £100k per annum
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Where do I enter comedy veg grower 2026?!
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She's a sandwich short of a picnic.
Liz Truss claims UK would be flying people to Mars by 2040 if she’d stayed as PM trib.al/TPZRsbP
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White dog shit.
Reform UK wants to bring back imperial measurements, but can you name something they could campaign to bring back that they haven't thought of yet?
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'Supersub' Vercruysse signs for Nîmes in 1991, briefly lining up alongside Eric Cantona for six months before he left for England. Lovely adidas shirt.
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O Sport Club Corinthians Paulista deseja os parabéns a Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, que foi reeleito como presidente da república para o mandato dos próximos quatro anos à frente do nosso país. Viva a democracia do Brasil.
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BREAKING: israel loses presidential election in Brazil
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You probably won’t believe me but Donald Trump complimenting Nicki Minaj’s butt actually was on my 2026 bingo card
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Sunday night fear…
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Someone please tell me this isn’t real…
🔥 LET'S GO! NICKI MINAJ just took the stage at Trump's rally in Michigan, and said she'll ENDORSE a third Trump term "We want our children to grow up in a place we can be PROUD OF. We don't want our children to be BOMBARDED with S*X changes, right?!" "We want people to LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE! Leave them out of it!" "So President Trump, it is an HONOR to stand with you every single time, and I will CONTINUE to support you forever and ever. If you run again, I will support you again." 🇺🇸 — @NICKIMINAJ
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What a perfectly normal thing for the President of the United States of America to say about a historic ally.
BREAKING: President Trump says that Norway 'sucks' and is a 'shithouse country'
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Replying to @RickyTheGuido @grok
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Original Adidas Predator advert.
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The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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If this photo upsets you, I am not sorry.
If this photo upsets you, I am not sorry.
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