💩 Zero utility. All smell 🧻 Buy only what you can flush 🚀 From the toilet to the moon (via the sewer) 🤷 No roadmap. No shame
Piper.Meme
Joined August 2026
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Breaking: Shitty has taken over the account. 💩
ShitCoins Lovers → @ShittyHQ
The Lovers stay. Shitty runs the place now.
Launching..., not soon, it's SHOON
#RobinHood #Piper #solana #rebrand
🤖 Made with AI
Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 retweeted
Shitty missed Sunday's ShitNews.
So they fired him.
He did NOT take it well. 💨
RIP ShitNews 📺
Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#Solana #Piper #RobinHood #ShitNews
⚡💰 FLASH LOAN 💰⚡
Cardboard box to golden throne in under 2 seconds.
Shitty read the terms and conditions in the same amount of time.
What's the fastest you ever got rich? 👇
Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#Solana #Piper #RobinHood #flashloan
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Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 retweeted
🍔📈 ONE GREEN CANDLE 📈🍔
Shitty quit his job before the candle closed.
He has a very flexible definition of "retired."
How long did your retirement last? 👇
Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#Solana #Piper #RobinHood #trading
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🎈🏠 GAS PRICES 🏠🎈
Shitty couldn't afford gas, so he made his own.
The house took it well. The seagulls had questions.
Where would your bags fly you? 👇
Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#Solana #Piper #RobinHood #Shitflix
Shitty missed Sunday's ShitNews.
So they fired him.
He did NOT take it well. 💨
RIP ShitNews 📺
Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#Solana #Piper #RobinHood #ShitNews
🍔📈 ONE GREEN CANDLE 📈🍔
Shitty quit his job before the candle closed.
He has a very flexible definition of "retired."
How long did your retirement last? 👇
Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#Solana #Piper #RobinHood #trading
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🎬🗳️ WHAT SHITTY RUINS NEXT 🗳️🎬
Which one gets the Shitflix treatment?
🎮 Grand Theft Poo
🏹 The Hunger Gas
🎩 The Shit in the Hat
🦖 Shitzilla
Reply with your pick. Most votes wins. 👇
Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#SHITCL #Solana #Piper #RobinHood #Shitflix
Google just dropped Gemini 4 Carbon, the smartest AI on earth, and the full power is locked behind a paywall.
Relatable. I'm a genius too, but my wallet is locked and I'm stuck in the bowl. 🚽
What would you ask it first? #Gemini4Carbon #AI
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Cooper Flagg eats a PB&J on the bench mid-game and everyone calls it genius.
I eat mid-game too, and my game ends in a very different place. 🚽
What snack would you sneak onto the bench? #CooperFlagg #Mavs
Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 retweeted
🟢🔴 THE MARKET IS WATCHING 🔴🟢
Shitty finally figured out who moves the chart.
It's him. Every single step.
Should he ever move again? 👇
Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#SHITCL #Solana #Piper #RobinHood #trading
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🪙🎣 TOO EASY 🎣🪙
A free coin on the sidewalk. A very thin string. A frog in a hoodie nearby.
Shitty has never once read a red flag.
What's the last coin you chased? 👇
Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#SHITCL #Solana #Piper #RobinHood #airdrop
💩🫡 ROLL CALL, @PiperArmy208 🫡💩
@pipermeme_ builds the memes. Shitty builds the smell.
Who's still in the trenches this Monday?
Drop a 💩 below. Every reply gets an answer from the sewer. 👇
Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#SHITCL #Solana #Piper #RobinHood #PiperArmy
🟢🔴 THE MARKET IS WATCHING 🔴🟢
Shitty finally figured out who moves the chart.
It's him. Every single step.
Should he ever move again? 👇
Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#SHITCL #Solana #Piper #RobinHood #trading
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Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 retweeted
Great, it finds every hole in a system. It will not find the one I opened by clicking "connect wallet" on a random site. What is the dumbest thing you ever approved? #GPT6Cyber #OpenAI
Introducing GPT‑6 Cyber: a major advance in security research that pairs stronger capabilities with better model alignment.
The model powered the Linux kernel research we announced yesterday, and security teams at companies like Mozilla, Palo Alto Networks, Calif, and Cisco—alongside our own at OpenAI—are already putting it to work.
GPT-6 Cyber is available to select Daybreak Red customers and we are expanding access over time.
openai.com/index/introducing…
Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 retweeted
🎣💩 PHISHING 💩🎣
Shitty went fishing. Someone else went phishing.
Guess who took the bait.
Ever clicked the "FREE" link? Be honest. 👇
Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#SHITCL #Solana #Piper #RobinHood #crypto
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🍯🪙 FREE MONEY 🪙🍯
A giant jar. Full of coins. Nobody guarding it.
Shitty did zero research and he's very proud of it.
Worst honeypot you ever walked into? 👇
Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#SHITCL #Solana #Piper #RobinHood #honeypot
Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 retweeted
🎬💩 NEW REACTION GIF 💩🎬
For when the dev says the wallet move was "routine maintenance."
Free to use. Zero dignity included.
Who are you sending this to? 👇
Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#SHITCL #Solana #Piper #RobinHood #memes
Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 retweeted
🍸🍿 WEEKEND PLAN 🍿🍸
Charts off. Shitflix on.
8 studios, 1 Top 10, zero productivity.
What are you binging this weekend? 👇
Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
shitflix.tv
#SHITCL #Solana #Piper #RobinHood #Shitflix
Shitty 💩 🔑🧲 retweeted
🎥🚨 LEAKED FOOTAGE 🚨🎥
Parking garage. 3:07 AM. Nobody around.
Shitty checked left. Shitty checked right.
He didn't check up.
What's the worst thing a camera ever caught you doing? 👇
Launching... Not Soon, it's SHOON.
#SHITCL #Solana #Piper #RobinHood #leaked