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Will

@ShoutyKenneth

Why are you so obsessed with the crunch?

 London, England
Joined December 2011
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I love how Akon needed a "word to describe this girl without being disrespectful", and settled with "sexy bitch"
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Selling two tickets for @TOTDevils live in London tomorrow for a discounted rate, can buy via Twickets link below. Can’t attend due to illness and really don’t want these to go to waste so please do share with anyone you think would be keen twickets.live/app/block/3371…
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All The Right Movies (@ATRightMovies) profile pictureAll The Right Movies
@ATRightMovies17 Sep 2023
Best movie scene where a character looks directly at the camera?
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Really thought this was Pep at first glance
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I hate this country
East Midlands Railway (EMR) (@EastMidRailway) profile pictureEast Midlands Railway (EMR)@EastMidRailway3 May 2023
To help celebrate the Coronation of King Charles III this weekend, we'll be giving out a limited number of scones onboard our services to London to First Class passengers tomorrow and Friday 🇬🇧 The question is - do you put jam or cream on first?
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SPORTbible (@sportbible) profile pictureSPORTbible
@sportbible4 Feb 2023
🟥CASEMIRO HAS BEEN SENT OFF FOR UNITED 😱
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The cringiest form of marketing
Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoud23 Dec 2022
Salt Bae has now been banned from attending Rolling Loud‼️👀
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Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) profile pictureBill Simmons
@BillSimmons17 Dec 2022
Minnesota goes for it on 4th and 15 at midfield with 3 mins left and all their timeouts down 8 when they’ve stopped Indy every drive for an hour — the announcers don’t blink.
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He looks like a poorly animated version of himself from a cutscene of a PS2 game
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Oooo Cristiano, ur billboard is sooo big 😍😍
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) profile picturePiers Morgan
@piersmorgan25 Nov 2022
Even his billboard’s the biggest. #QatarWorldCup
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#satire
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cannot wait for the @DaftLimmy analysis of this one
Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) profile pictureNooruddean@BeardedGenius25 Oct 2022
Interesting how many little digs he manages to include about the service at his 'favourite restaurant' in this very polished mea culpa youtube.com/watch?v=Ugawhhcg…
James Corden Discusses His Restaurant Episode

James Corden Discusses His Restaurant Episode

James addresses headlines about a brunch he had in a New York City ...

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We’re really throwing the word ‘iconic’ around willy nilly aren’t we
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Harrison is confirmed to need funds for a new beach house
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Just creates a space for blokes with ‘penaldo’ in their twitter name to say ‘Maldini knows ball 🔥’ or whatever
Is this really an interesting opinion at this point?
ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) profile pictureESPN FC
@ESPNFC23 Sep 2022
Paolo Maldini names the three best players he's ever seen 🐐
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Someone please make sure Joe Pesci is doing okay
The Guardian (@guardian) profile pictureThe Guardian
@guardian25 Jul 2022
Goodfellas actor Paul Sorvino dies at 83 theguardian.com/film/2022/ju…
Goodfellas actor Paul Sorvino dies at 83

Goodfellas actor Paul Sorvino dies at 83

The Brooklyn-bred actor, who played mobster Paulie Cicero in Goodfellas, died of natural causes on Monday

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James Caan (@James_Caan) profile pictureJames Caan@James_Caan7 Jul 2022
It is with great sadness that we inform you of the passing of Jimmy on the evening of July 6. The family appreciates the outpouring of love and heartfelt condolences and asks that you continue to respect their privacy during this difficult time. End of tweet
I always liked ya, Lloyd. You were always the best of 'em. Best goddamn bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine. Or Portland, Oregon for that matter.
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm1 Jul 2022
Joe Turkel has sadly passed away at the age of 94.
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It’s all gone down hill for Steve Arnott theguardian.com/politics/202…
Chris Pincher loses Tory whip over misconduct allegations

Chris Pincher loses Tory whip over misconduct allegations

Move comes after Conservative MP stood down as deputy chief whip after incident at private club

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I can imagine this becoming apart of the fucking school drill training as opposed to any actual concrete action to stop this happening again. What a horrific thing to have to resort to for anyone, let alone a child.
Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNews27 May 2022
Texas school shooting: Girl survived by 'smearing blood on herself and playing dead' news.sky.com/story/texas-sch…
Texas school shooting: Girl survived by 'smearing blood on herself and playing dead'

Texas school shooting: Girl survived by 'smearing blood on herself and playing dead'

The 11-year-old's remarkable story of survival comes as anger grows over how long it took for law enforcement to enter the Uvalde school and confront the gunman.

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