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Etaoin Shrdlu

@Shrdlu

Slightly above average.

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Joined January 2010
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Patriotism is the first refuge of the feeble-minded.
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This is all completely a made up, manipulated, exaggerated attempt to silence support for Palestine and distract from Israel's mass murder of Palestinians.
Mercedes Stephenson (@MercedesGlobal) profile pictureMercedes Stephenson@MercedesGlobalOct 29
Jewish community in Canada facing unprecedented threats, security officials warn /via @globeandmail theglobeandmail.com/politics…
Jewish community in Canada facing unprecedented threats, security officials warn

Jewish community in Canada facing unprecedented threats, security officials warn

The warning comes as Ottawa prepares to release a long-awaited national security strategy on Thursday

theglobeandmail.com
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A tin of Quality Street costs nearly twice what it did 10 years ago. Now what do I buy for people I don't really like at the holidays?
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Hey, it's my 10th anniversary of being blocked by the Hormel Foods Corporation and its affiliates and agents on FB. I guess I wasn't the first to report them for spam. Talk about sensitive.
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I was very disappointed in the Tony Soprano sandwich. I switched out the sub bun with a michetta, the provolone with fresh mozzarella, the gabagool with black pepper gabagool, the vinegar pepper with a fresh tomato slice, and added fresh basil and a splash of EVOO. Piuttosto buono.
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Uncanny.
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I saw a dusty window in this photo. Others see ghosts.
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On this date, we were having dinner at the now-defunct Efendy Turkish & Mediterranean Grill on Dresden Row, and we found ourselves sitting next to Ghostface Killah and his entourage. I spent the whole night threatening my children with the prospect of me introducing myself and asking for an autograph.
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Why is this government allowing Israeli companies blacklisted for genocide to acquire Canadian companies - contrary to our own laws and policies? The government's response is what exactly?
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Nur Dogan@nurdogandiyorkiOct 22
HAPPENINING NOW! UofT students are rallying outside King’s College Circle in Toronto, calling on the university to cut ties with Hebrew University of Jerusalem (HUJI) and backing an academic boycott of Israeli institutions. The university is preventing students from protesting.
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If you really want to terrify your seven-year-old.
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It's been 14 years since my friend, a tortured but brilliant man, passed away alone in a council flat in Edinburgh.
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Daniel Lambert@dlLamboOct 22
The British government made a 27 point plan based on 29 kids. Jesus fucking Christ. All for Israel.
Ricky | Council Estate Media (@cem_uk_) profile pictureRicky | Council Estate Media
@cem_uk_Oct 22
Only 5,000 kids were surveyed, only 92 were Jewish, only 70 of 92 responded, and 29 said they had faced antisemitism at school. Only 2% said antisemitism was a big problem at their school and we're reclassifying it as a more serious form of racism based on that? Is this a joke?
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usaama (@yoUsaama) profile picture
usaama
@yoUsaamaOct 22
Green Party: Zionism is Racism British politicians and media: 😮 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!? do you hate Jews??? Zionism is a rich tapestry of political nuance 😌 Zionists: "look at these fucking sandmonkeys"
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Where did all these women named Maddy come from?
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Just when you thought Dems couldn't get any worse…
Democrats For Mike Rogers (@DemsForMike) profile pictureDemocrats For Mike Rogers
@DemsForMikeOct 19
Abdul is a man who love terrorism, especially when the target is a synagogue.
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#aamilne #pooh #piglet #queen #pygophilia #geophysics
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Canary (@TheCanaryUK) profile picture
Canary
@TheCanaryUKOct 19
The Canary will be closed for the foreseeable future. As of today (Monday 19 October), the Canary will be closed indefinitely. After multiple attacks this year, from Lloyds debanking us to former employees spreading malicious lies on social media, the situation has become unsustainable, both financially and operationally. After 11 years, we take this action with deep sadness and regret. The extent of the lies, defamation, and harassment by ex-staff - coupled with the constant attacks by the state and those who’d see us destroyed - has become too much. However, it is not over. This week, we will publish what really happened at the Canary and push back against the vicious campaign against our team and us. We may be down, but we’re not out yet.
The Canary will be closed for the foreseeable future. As of today (Monday 19 October), the Canary will be closed indefinitely. After multiple attacks this year, from Lloyds debanking us to former employees spreading malicious lies on social media, the situation has become unsustainable, both financially and operationally. After 11 years, we take this action with deep sadness and regret. The extent of the lies, defamation, and harassment by ex-staff - coupled with the constant attacks by the state and those who’d see us destroyed - has become too much. However, it is not over. This week, we will publish what really happened at the Canary and push back against the vicious campaign against our team and us. We may be down, but we’re not out yet.

ALT The Canary will be closed for the foreseeable future. As of today (Monday 19 October), the Canary will be closed indefinitely. After multiple attacks this year, from Lloyds debanking us to former employees spreading malicious lies on social media, the situation has become unsustainable, both financially and operationally. After 11 years, we take this action with deep sadness and regret. The extent of the lies, defamation, and harassment by ex-staff - coupled with the constant attacks by the state and those who’d see us destroyed - has become too much. However, it is not over. This week, we will publish what really happened at the Canary and push back against the vicious campaign against our team and us. We may be down, but we’re not out yet.

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Every DC is trying to scheme like B-Flo now. #nfl
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Max Blumenthal
@MaxBlumenthalOct 18
I missed that Chrystia Freeland has gone on from Canada's Deputy PM to serving the govt of Ukraine, the country where her real passion lies Freeland infamously led a standing ovation in parliament for a veteran of the Galicia SS – the same Nazi division her Ukrainian grandfather recruited for
Fareed Zakaria (@FareedZakaria) profile pictureFareed Zakaria
@FareedZakariaOct 18
Has Donald Trump fully turned his back on Ukraine? In part 2 of my conversation w/ former Canadian Deputy Prime Minister & longtime Ukraine advocate @cafreeland, we discuss America's recent policy decisions that seem to further alienate Kyiv:
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