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10% height + 90% shouting

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Joined July 2016
carls≅ retweeted
i get this convo but, women being able to independently control their fertility is arguably one of the most important things we have achieved in modern feminist history. its just not worth degrading when there is an active crusade against women’s reproductive autonomy right now
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Being on twitter as a fan of Taylor swift, Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter is actually hell why are there so many haters from all sides I cannot interact with anything
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Fuck it. I’ll add Noah Kahan, Elizabeth Nichols and Gracie Abram’s to this list too. I’m so glad I’m no longer 15 on stan twitter you guys are evil actiallt
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Living in zone 6 west london is acc the dream you guys could not comprehend how perfect it is.
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Love love love this place
They were trying to say this city is a hellhole now btw. London, the greatest city in the world.
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carls≅ retweeted
Before #FIFA start pumping the propaganda tonight and telling us all how amazing this #WorldCup has been, let’s remember they oversaw: - highest ticket prices ever and took a cut from resale sites. - did nothing about Somalian referee and dozens of staff who were banned from entering the US for no legitimate reason. - stood by as Iran were forced to train outside the US and travel in on match days. - overturned red cards after phone calls with the president. - Americanised the beautiful game with hydration (TV) breaks and 25 mins half time in the final - guided Argentina through the tournament with less travel, VAR support and blatantly turning a blind due to their aggression and foul play.
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carls≅ retweeted
Britain will never look like this again because business rates/rent & Brexit's import duty are far too high to make a greengrocer's profitable, plus that pond is now full of shit for maximum water company profits, and lastly, Thatcher helped sell off all of our car manufacturing.
I would give absolutely everything for the UK to look like this once again.
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There’s nothing more annoying than seeing a comment on a beautiful lesbian post about deserving sunshine during pride month, and it’s a girl saying “I’m bisexual with a boyfriend and I deserve sunshine too” or whatever
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Coming from a bisexual ~girl with a boyfriend too btw and guess what…. People only know I’m bisexual/non binary if I chose to tell them. It’s just not the same type of discrimination is it.
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Happy Birthday Sir David We won’t protect what we don’t love & we won’t love what we don’t know Thank you for enabling us to know & love this precious planet even more deeply Now we must urgently act on that love - and protect & restore the earth while there’s still time 💚
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YIPPEEEEEEEEE
‘drop dead,’ the first single from my new album, is out april 17!!! 🩷 OliviaRodrigo.lnk.to/dropdea…
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I 🩷 Olivia Rodrigo and I 🩷 the colour pink… so this will be a brilliant album cycle for me
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BACK IN MY NATURAL HABITAT 8 YEARS LATER (Shoutout to the person who single handedly held me up at one point and told me “you’re okay” as I almost fell down)
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Pull up to park 45 whole minutes after doors was meant to be and the queue is genuinely round the block…. wtf
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8 years ago btw @racheIaIi ….
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Maybe I should go to their London show this year …..
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carls≅ retweeted
wtf is casual. casual drinking, casual dating. i only know extreme. extreme substance abuse, extreme attachment and lovebombing
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ive had enough. My mission in life now is to rescue Punch from the horrible monkeys he’s with and make him my baby. he is going to be my baby and i am going to take care of him and love him
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Be prepared for a lot of results that look like this at the next general election. Greens narrowly 2nd and Reform 1st because some people will waste their votes on Labour.
Fletton & Woodston (Peterborough) Council By-Election Result: ➡️ RFM: 29.4% (New) 🌍 GRN: 27.6% (+16.2) 🌳 CON: 21.8% (-11.8) 🌹 LAB: 16.8% (-31.2) 🔶 LDM: 4.4% (-0.7) No TUSC (-1.9) as previous. Reform GAIN from Labour. Changes w/ 2024.
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carls≅ retweeted
RIP to all the gold girls who are getting silver jewelry tomorrow and to all the silver girls who are getting gold jewelry tomorrow and to aaaaall the girls who are getting ugly ass heart shaped jewelry tomorrow! hope you break up with your boyfriends 🩷🩷🩷
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