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Trixie and Dixie at my front door again.
They are enjoying the snails and worms after the rain.
They’re a mess, but a beautiful mess.
CHoff retweeted
I'm not upset about Jay-Z being announced as the Super Bowl Halftime Show performer because he's overrated, washed, and has no good songs.
I'm upset because he's a divisive communist who raps about hating the police and objectifying women.
The Super Bowl Halftime show is dead.
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It’s beautiful!
Somebody finally treats the People's House like it matters.
Every blade of grass perfect. Old Glory on top. The presidential seal front and center.
This is what it looks like when a builder lives there.
Well done President Trump.
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Turns out, people DO tune in for good baseball:
Recent World Series Game 1 Viewership (U.S.)
2026 (@Brewers vs. @RaysBaseball ): 15.2 million
2025 (Dodgers vs. Blue Jays): 13.3 million
2024 (Dodgers vs. Yankees): 14.16 million
2023 (Diamondbacks vs. Rangers): 9.17 million
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The number is inaccurate because viewership for Game 1 of the World Series has not yet been released.
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This man is a friend of the taxpayer.
I miss him already.
🚨 JUST IN: Gov. Ron DeSantis confirmed that after he finalizes the new budget, the red state of Florida will have SLASHED SPENDING for 4 YEARS STRAIGHT…
…Florida will have a budget less than HALF the size of New York, despite being similar in population
…and the state rainy day fund WILL BE 100% FULL and more than 3X THE SIZE from 7 years ago
FLORIDA CRUSHES IT AGAIN! 🇺🇸 ☀️
All with NO INCOME TAX and impending slashing of property taxes. Imagine that.
Hall of Famer John Anderson wrote song that perfectly depicts old Florida. He will be missed.
Seminole Wind
Ever since the days of old
Men would search for wealth untold
They'd dig for silver and for gold
And leave the empty holes
And way down south in the Everglades
Where the black water rolls and the saw grass waves
The eagles fly and the otters play in the land of the Seminole
And the last time I walked in the swamp
I sat upon a Cypress stump
I listened close, and I heard the ghost of Osceola cry
So blow, blow Seminole wind
Blow like you're never gonna blow again
I'm calling to you like a long-lost friend
But I know who you are
And blow, blow from the Okeechobee
All the way up to Micanopy
Blow across the home of the Seminole
The alligators and the gar
CHoff retweeted
If Amendment 3 fails we should file a class action lawsuit against every local government entity that preyed on the old people with scare tactics
VOTE YES ON 3!
CHoff retweeted
Here in Florida, I’m Voting YES On Amendment 3 > It Takes 60% To PASS! All Homeowners Need to Vote Yes! All Those Looking to Buy a Home, Need to Vote Yes on Amendment 3! Do It For Your Family and Your Wallet! ✅🌴🇺🇸
They came to America.
America didn’t come to them.
When my grandparents came here from Italy, nobody was kissing their asses trying to make them comfortable.
There was no “press 2 for Italian.” No expectation that the cashier, bank teller, or guy at the DMV spoke Italian. And they sure as fck didn’t demand it.
They learned English, worked their asses off, raised their families, and became proud Americans. They never forgot their roots, but they understood something we’ve apparently forgotten.
They came to America. America didn’t come to them.
Now expecting people to learn English is somehow controversial?
Give me a friggin break.
Be proud of your heritage. Speak whatever language you want at home. But don’t expect an entire country to adapt to you.
My grandparents came here to become Americans, not to turn America into Italy.
And I refuse to apologize for believing that still matters.
CHoff retweeted
Why in the hell is the NFL sending American football players into Paris while the city is dealing with violent riots and civil unrest?
The Pittsburgh Steelers and New Orleans Saints are scheduled to play there Sunday, despite serious security concerns.
The NFL says they’re increasing security. Wonderful. But why put these players, coaches, families and fans in that position to begin with?
These men signed up to play football, not navigate riots in a foreign country.
At what point does chasing international revenue become more important than protecting your own people?
Roger Goodell owes America an answer.
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Since I moved to Tampa Bay in 2014:
Two Lightning Stanley Cups and two more Final appearances
A Bucs Super Bowl victory at their home stadium
Two Rays World Series appearances
How many cities even come close to that over the last twelve years?
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To all the “purists” hating Junior Caminero for celebrating his home run and then shouting “This is for you, Tampa!” Stop being simple minded. It was more than “just a home run.” It was for what we’ve been through after Helene and Milton. #RaysUp
