Side Splitting Comedy

We should change the name of “everything bagels” to “everywhere bagels”.

PART 3: You might be a Leftist… (In Foxworthy format…) If you have purple hair… If you have to even ask “if we are going to keep it”… If you think Dave Chapelle is a white supremacist… If you call Jews, Nazis… (The rest @Side_Splitting1)

You might be a Leftist.. (6) (in Foxworthy format) If you wear guyliner… If the only flowers in your neighborhood are on a shooting memorial… If the weather is someone’s fault… If your idea of a “scavenger hunt” is looting the local department stores…

Scroll scroll scroll.. S T O P What keeps Michelle Obama up at night? Viagra.

Time for for a counter protest… “YES, Kings”

I propose… “The X Awards” Banger of the Year Best in Journalism Best in Video Best Grok Imagine Best Community Notes Any other ideas? Boost this is you agree. @Side_Splitting1

(Part 5) “You might be a Leftist… “ If you consider Karl Marx a scholar… If you only speak English when YOU want something.. If you have to wear a mask to hug your kids… If the only time you’ve seen a gun was in another kids backpack on the school bus…

YOU MIGHT BE A LEFTIST… (In foxworthy format) If you call graffiti “art”… If you don’t know which bathroom to use… If you won a bronze medal as a boy and a gold medal as a girl… If the ONLY thing you do by mail is vote… (Follow for more…)

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Ass sphincter says SWAT

You might be a Leftist… (In Foxworthy format) If your reason for not showering is the environment.. If you feel guilty in electric light.. If you feel guilty for exhaling… If the weather is someone’s fault.. If UBI is your retirement plan… (To be continued…)

Hitler walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Hitler says, "Relax. I'm just here for the juice."

You might be a Leftist… (In Foxworthy format…) If the only Jesus in your life mows your lawn… If you now use the word insurrection when you never had before January 7. If you use the pronoun “we”when talking about government.. (Follow and visit my profile!)

PART 3: You might be a Leftist… (In Foxworthy format…) If you have purple hair… If you have to even ask “if we are going to keep it”… If you think Dave Chapelle is a white supremacist… If you call Jews, Nazis… If you think Planned Parenthood is infrastructure…

His pronouns are Xi/him…

My kindergartner asks, “What is China?” I say, “It’s where all your cheap plastic toys come from…. And your viruses.”

The need to represent all has gotten out of hand.. Like the first gainfully employed normal guy that is a non-binary hazel eyed brunette half German one quarter English Polynesian person of color with a huge nose that is a non-menstruating Rhodes scholar Nobel laureate gold star purple heart medal of honor awardee HIV positive type o negative cancer survivor with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis who has ED, PD, and TD is under 6 feet tall and above 167 pounds, a cat owner, likes the color blue, yet oddly LOVES the Cincinnati Reds. Now there’s a minority! #Diversity #DEI

@KamalaHarris stands firmly on the issues that matter..