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Neil S

@SimmoChels

Crowborough based, recruitment biz in Tunbridge Wells. Love my family, gardening, golf, comedy and theatre. Chelsea fan since '82.

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Joined October 2022
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THAT’S A RED WTF???
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Please enjoy the time I created a whole Canadian Cop Drama with the audience @rope_old . Also book tickets to tomorrow’s show with a special guest Arena level comic london.thecomedystore.co.uk/…
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edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… Handful of tickets on 14th and 15th getting busy . Also I’m doing this all myself on socials no promo so would be genuinely DELIGHTED if I sell out before I get up there
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Scottish Husband at it again . Book tickets to see me in Edinburgh 5 days only WIP edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o…
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Neil S@SimmoChelsFeb 20
Spare ticket for the brilliant commedian Glen Moore @TheNewsAtGlenn at Leicester Square Theatre @lsqtheatre tonight 7pm. Free to a good home- DM me, first come first served! @Absoluteradio
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TOMORROW NIGHT IN GRAVESEND The Last Man Standing tour. An Evening with Sir Geoff Hurst | The Woodville woodville.co.uk/events/the-l…
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The pre-sale response has been amazing. Thank you all I am so looking forward to seeing you all again. Tickets go on General Sale this Friday at 10am at johnbishoponline.com — Mark your calendars... Let’s Go Round Again! 🎤 #comedy #standup #comedian #tour #liveshow
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I’ll be heading back out on tour next year with my brand new show, Let’s Go Round Again 🎉 Sign up to my mailing list at johnbishoponline.com for a chance to access pre-sale tickets from 10am on Wednesday 28th January (if you’re already signed up, you’ll receive your pre-sale link before then). I’ll be playing some of the biggest venues across the UK and Ireland in April and May 2027… Come and join me for a night to remember. 🎟️ General sale: 10am on Friday 30th January.
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Calling Cambridge! ‘Rocker ‘Brella Fella’ is coming to your town on Saturday Dec. 6th.
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Yes family! Christmas dinner at The Bridge with yours truly! 💙 Gon be pure vibes - sharing stories, answering questions & celebrating together. Three courses for £39.99? That's a madness! Dec 18th - don't sleep on this one! Book now (link in bio & comments) #Belonging #Chelsea
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inkfestival.us17.list-manage… Anyone in the area do come and see this one off performance of my one man play, A Short Gentleman. Thanks x
A Short Gentleman by Jon Canter at The Cut Arts Centre, Halesworth IP19 8BY

A Short Gentleman by Jon Canter at The Cut Arts Centre, Halesworth IP19 8BY

Tickets are now available for A Short Gentleman by Jon Canter at The Cut Arts Centre, Halesworth IP19 8BY, Suffolk on Saturday 22nd November 2025. Click the link for further information and to secure...

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Please vote. Hopefully for My Time Capsule? Thanks x
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Tonight in Basel I will be performing Post Coital my 5 star reviewed Edinburgh Fringe show . There are only 20 tickets left and I would love to sell it out! Share with your Swiss friends and even your French & German pals . Border town baby! eventfrog.ch/en/p/theatre-st…
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Get on this folks, it's gonna be some nite👌 @1phildaniels @NickiDonohoe #weRthemods
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Beat West Ham in semi Fitzroy lodge in final #capitolboxcup
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Not a third class ticket in sight.
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Can't wait to see John Bishop and his pals this evening at The Assembly Hall, supporting the amazing charity Taylor Made Dreams. Half the TN Recruits Team will be there on the front row- what could possibly go wrong?!!! Gonna be a great show! #comedyshow #charitygig #tnrecruits
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Gary Neville: “The pressure should be on the people who are recruiting the players, to leave out of a billion pound positions like centre forward and goalkeeper is UNFORGIVABLE.”
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🌟Ready to elevate your Customer Service career?🌟 Contact Helen today about this exceptional role with a forward thinking industry leader! ☎️01732 497 979 📧[email protected] #merecruits #customerservicejobs #elevatecareer
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