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I just flew 898m in an action packed game of Jetpack Joyride on iPhone. Bam! bit.ly/rKuWqK

Finally finished fluffing the fake fir About to start fiddling with the friggin' fairies

That should have read sitting 2 ft from @daledudley who is addicted to his phone. Follow him he is funny.

Sitting 2 ft from Dale Dudley & realizing that that the only way to communicate with him is to tweet