Co Founder - Seven Islands Capital, Wealth Manager, Trader & Investor, Known for Sarcasm

Mumbai
Joined October 2020
We are witnessing one of the most manipulated markets ever....Period.
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Papa ki FD ab mujhe achi lagne lagi hai🤭
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At this speed, my portfolio will be 0 in less than 25 days
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Ever investor after watching their portfolio today!
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Nifty is casually moving 1.7% intraday after trapping longs!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Jab bhi market mai thoda positive movement anna chalu hota hai Modi ji ya Nirmala Tai aakar kuch gud gobar baak dete hai aur market wapas gir jata hai🥲 Bhai bas chup raho! India khudko sabhal lega😭
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Now every pan walla will start speaking about US stock investing! Every broker is lining up to open US investing like Mutual funds line up for NFO at peak of the thematic cycle. Few months back every one wanted Gold and silver. Now every one wants US stocks and the cycle continues. Are we getting close to a bubble?
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And people here are expecting her to remove STT or reduce capital gains tax😂
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Expiry traders! How's the Josh🔥 #CAS
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Short-term capital gain ko long-term gain mai convert karne ke chakkar mai adhi janta long-term capital loss leke baithi hai😅
My wife is a chartered accountant. She files returns for traders and investors. Everyone is chasing Dubai for 0% tax on profits. She showed me one calculation that turns a ₹30 lakh saving on ₹1.5 crore of Indian shares into ₹0. Here it is 🧵
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Sensex 74100 call in CAS💀
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Sold entire option chain today!😅
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Nifty up 2%, portfolio down 2%😅
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Me reading this after just booking a fight with Air India points🥲
🚨This is worrysome to the next level. Air India Denied boarding to a passenger because it was a Points Booking? 😡🤬 Hey @airindia kindly share your policy on this so that we don’t book our important travel tickets with you with points. #ccteeks #creditcards #airindia
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For Nifty every positive news is also negative news🥲 Our market just looks for any reason to fall
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Crazy stuff 😂🤣
Dear Prime Minister Ambani, Please accept my humble apologies for not realizing that you are the real boss of India. Naturally, you would prefer to maintain your monopolistic exploitation of the great people of India, but would you nonetheless consider allowing Starlink to compete? There are many areas of India, as there are in all countries, with no Internet access, which denies children the opportunity for education and for small businesses the opportunity to sell their goods to a global market. Starlink would change their lives for the better. Thank you 🙏
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Never knew Amazon India also sells bikes!
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71600 call spike from Rs 3.6 to 72 in last 8 mins to close at 0 ☠️
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