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“AHHH I’M THE FORDOW NUCLEAR FACILITY IN IRAN AND I DON’T WORK ANYMORE AHHH!”
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20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA
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Elon must’ve cut USAID to the referees. The Chiefs are getting fucking steamrolled
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“It was that Luigi kid, Ton. Showed his ID at a McDonald’s”
“Mangione? Why’d he show his ID at a McDonald’s?”
“It’s the McRib, Ton. It’s back but you gotta show your ID to get one. RFK Jr’s makin’ everyone do it”
“Kennedy? I thought he got shot”
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Rural farmers listening to Donald Trump and Kamala Harris talk about sales of semiconductor chips in Taiwan
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Fellas, if she has ‘Realtor 🏡’ in her bio she’s 50bps away from starting an OnlyFans
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When you see your portfolio up 10% but remember you’re still down 89%
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most Uber drivers have never day traded this type of market environment
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BREAKING: FLORIDA CHANGES NAME TO UKRAINE SO IT CAN RECEIVE FASTER AID FROM THE GOVERNMENT

























