Joined October 2009
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What is that? The voice...?
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HOMEWRECKER!!! 🤬 @lifeismizzy
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Simpleina retweeted
When life gives you a sign
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We could have had it all @lifeismizzy, but you playin girl!
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You buy me stuff, call me daddy, and the kids call you mommy @lifeismizzy. The simps can support it, surely. I think that's the best arrangement here.
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A clear sky, fall foliage, a glistening river, and the...ground beef?!? TACOS!!! 🇲🇽 🌮🥳
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God, you sexy fucking bitch 🫦
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🤨🤔 🤷‍♂️
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The Ricky Berwick Experience @rickyberwick
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That's so shameless, yuck. Spoil ME with $1300, instead! You'll get the uncensored photo too!
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Sometimes I see shit so beautiful I want to die for some odd reason...
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...guess that's what happened to them. *takes obnoxious bow*
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I realized the other day I've got a thing for chokers. Funny little quirk.
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Here he fucking comes again.
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"Some people say hazel, some say just green." Some say olives in alfredo sauce 🇮🇹🤌 Fuck Italians, tho.
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Simpleina retweeted
Pumpkin ah' head wid Pumpkin Pasties made from leftovers 🎃 #Joserlantern #Pomspiken #Jorkin
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Moe said this was a bit too forward. But idk. It has a bit of reckless charm, IMO.
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