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Paul Smith

@SimplyPaul

54, Unorthadontist, journalist, writer, geocacher, photographer, PHEV & classic car owner, YouTube addict, atheist, t-total, veggie, orphan, genius, Lego fan.

 Aylesbury, Bucks, UK
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Joined February 2009
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The Dukes of Hazzard called their car the General Lee and had a Confederate flag on top. They may have been good ol' boys, but they were also probably highly racist.
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Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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I stand by it. #Wordle 1,962 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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A lovely morning.
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Phrase of the Day: SHAGGY GOD STORY - a term coined by writer Brian Aldiss for the science fiction cliche of lazy reimagining a Biblical story.
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It's a part ofy process. #Wordle 1,961 6/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow. A.A. MILNE
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I'd a view of Ben Nevis from my hotel room last night. The pub, not the mountain.
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Freshly trimmed ahead of today's house purchase visit. #WhatADifferenceADayMakes
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2008. A notable year for economists, yet a global financial meltdown passed Liz by.
Liz Truss (@trussliz) profile pictureLiz Truss
@trusslizOct 29
It wasn't Brexit. It wasn't the Mini-Budget. It was Blair/Brown and their toxic legacy.
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Since 31st October 2000, there has not been a single day when all human beings have been on planet Earth.
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This line from Sir Patrick Stewart in Family Guy will forever live in my head rent free. RIP 😔❤️
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God
@TheTweetOfGodOct 30
I’m not good at this.
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Finlay McLaren@fin_lay24Oct 30
For those not on Facebook: Brian Blessed’s tribute to Sir Patrick Stewart.
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Indeed. #Wordle 1,960 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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One of my absolute favourite picture of Sir Patrick Stewart. What a legendary life he lead and never lost his whimsy.
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Relatable. Damn relatable.
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@fessholeOct 30
My mother died and my brother and I are preparing to sell her house. I'm the executor and need his help so I'm being very amicable and friendly. He doesn't know that when the estate is settled, I will rarely if ever speak to him again because he's an annoying bellend.
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Still one of his funniest pics. I'm so so sad
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OnionMok (@onionmok) profile pictureOnionMok@onionmokOct 30
Can someone post sir Patrick's posing in front of à Picard store in France, that was the funniest pic ever
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