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first youtube upload in over a year go check it out yo youtube.com/watch?v=FWBrgnT6…
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GRIEF VERIFIED // 2+ YEARS, 436K ATTEMPTS. A NEW ERA OF GEOMETRY DASH. 💜💛
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INFUME IS YOUR SEASON 11 PLAYOFFS WINNER 🏆👑 Thank you all for watching!
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ive gotten this response twice now. all I want to know is the status of my account and how that status came to be @TwitchSupport can we please be fucking for real
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at first I made a ticket using my alt's email, the next 2 tickets were made using my main's so ik the whole "account doesnt match" thing is bs
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twitch has seemingly deleted my simplyswiftness (simply with an L) account with zero explanation. theres nothing in my emails and the account wasnt even inactive since i use the it for twitch mobile. does anyone have experience with this? rtwts appreciated
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who remembers that part in steins;gate where okabe used return by death to revert luka's gender so that makise could win the royal selection
Replying to @Goonbr3on
Also there's a whole book about Felix calling herself Felis and having an amazing day and then Subaru fucking resets the timeline to before she accepts herself and changes things so she inadvertently continues to struggle with her identity. It fucking sucks
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i dont play gd at a high level but surely this isnt the only example of ldm making a level easier
are we seriously doing ldm is cheating in the big 26 💔💔
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1st place in $100k Chess Tournament 🥇 Giving away $20,000 to 10 people who like & RT ❤️
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This is very telling of a toggle-able macro. The inaudible spacebar during sections where timing is most prevalent alongside positioning really not mattering is strange. Here is my run as a reference example of what should be getting heard.
I wasn't convinced enough at first, even though "making all but one of his 200+ 1-tick jumps during MCC11" did go a long way in convincing me. But then I thought to check for spacebar audio from his MCC11 run. His team-mates audio made it hard to tell. Then I found this... 🧵
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Also, if you mean to tell me that his spacebar taps are absolutely silent during ALL of Salmon Ladders, but then it's mysteriously audible as he climbs the final steps, I've got some snake oil to sell you.
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I wasn't convinced enough at first, even though "making all but one of his 200+ 1-tick jumps during MCC11" did go a long way in convincing me. But then I thought to check for spacebar audio from his MCC11 run. His team-mates audio made it hard to tell. Then I found this... 🧵
More evidence of Dream cheating / toggling macros, clips taken from Dream's unlisted 11/10/23 PKW video Only editing done was captions + audio amplification and slight supression for stage completion sfx (for your earbuds)
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Put together all of dreams attempts to jump on the last tick on an edge in MCC11 and he succeeds 225 out of 226 times, this simply cant be done by a human in their only try. Clearly with handcam he stops playing perfect cause its not possible docs.google.com/spreadsheets… (proof sheet)
Hey! Dream uploaded a hand-cam perspective, which didn't exactly say much, but it has given me a chance to make a part 2! Which explains tick timings for people who want to understand, and also shows some footage from MCC10 which is also interesting! I love parkour😀
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Hey! Dream uploaded a hand-cam perspective, which didn't exactly say much, but it has given me a chance to make a part 2! Which explains tick timings for people who want to understand, and also shows some footage from MCC10 which is also interesting! I love parkour😀
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so we've just fully missed the point. despite how blatant it is to anyone that's taken parkour remotely seriously, 99% of his fanbase will see this and take it as proof he never cheated
no cause this cheating is blatant and insane i can't believe he got away with this
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