I like Big Data and I cannot lie. Distributed systems whisperer, Linux sage, Cloud shaper. @SirOpsALot@hachyderm.io

MA, USA
Joined August 2008
Shouting a battle cry, you catapult yourself off of the platform.
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Lol an archaeology website had a AI write an article on the scimitar and they accidentally scraped a Dungeons and Dragons description.
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The SPHERE is in hand.
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Starting today, Minnesota will offer students free breakfast and lunch at school.   Here in Minnesota, we will not allow our kids to go hungry.
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If a regular civil servant took something with those markings home and did this, DOJ would tie them up and slowly lower them into a vat of acid
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from now on i will be describing any buggy software i write as "malfunctioning due to force majeure"
While most of the cross-chain routes of Multichain protocol are functioning well, some of the cross-chain routes are unavailable due to force majeure, and the time for service to resume is unknown. After service is restored, pending transactions will be credited automatically. Multichain will compensate users who are affected during this process, and the compensation plan will be announced later.
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When I say "blob storage" this is what I mean:
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raise your paw if u ran out of straws a long time ago
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when you get a bunch of Musk-blue checks in your mentions, that's a bought swarm
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Bard thinks that Google will shut it down within the next one to two years. 😂
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Looks like the keys have been restocked on the @humble store! If you bought the game while it was out of stock you should find your key in your downloads page now. The game is still on sale for 40% off for the next 22hrs! humblebundle.com/store/satis…
We're still on sale on @humble but y'all have been buying up so many copies there's literally no more keys 😅 We plan on restocking the keys ASAP, so you can still purchase the game now at sale price but you won't get your key immediately. Apologies for the inconvenience!
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"Great shot, kid... that was one in a million!"
Our good friend ⁦@RealPhotoholic⁩ got the awesome 4K video of the #ChineseSpyBalloon going down and even added some music to it. 🤣⁦@jamiearnoldWMBF⁩ ⁦@wmbfnews⁩
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hardly news. massachusetts has practiced its own form of conscription for centuries. he has to do it like everyone else
.@BenAffleck working the drive-thru window @dunkindonuts in Medford, MA today I just spoke with one of his customers who described him as “incredibly funny and quick-witted” handing her order Photo credit: Lisa Mackay @NBC10Boston @NECN
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SBF: I need the money I stole from depositors to pay for my defense. I mean, in criminal cases you can get a lawyer for free, OR OR... just represent yourself. Be your own bank, meets be your own lawyer.
Sam Bankman-Fried has entered the fight over the $460M worth of Robinhood shares. Part of his argument is that he needs them to be able to pay for his legal defense, else he might face irreparable harm. “Conversely, the FTX Debtors face only the possibility of economic loss.”
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in awe of this official photo the commander of the JSDF 21st Air Group chose
前群司令の石川です 本日で第21航空群司令の職を辞することとなりました 在任中は海上自衛隊への格別のご厚情を賜り 誠にありがとうございました コロナ禍で皆様との交流が減ってしまったことが 心残りではありますが、 引き続き第21航空群をよろしくお願いします! #海自航空 #館山 #第21航空群
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new layout looking great. tapping on any of those three immediately adjacent areas opens an entirely new screen that shows exactly the same information
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Elon is now publicly arguing with Tesla stockholders who are begging him to stop shitposting and get to work
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I relly want 2 break Mr Spaceship’s twitter rules (I am a cool rebel); but I can not figure out what they are? is one of them “dont say that Mr Spaceships eats warm farts”
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Replying to @AppleSoxx
Somehow to me it's even weirder that they're aware this is a problem and chose to do it again, toady, on the start of Hanukkah
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