If I read your tweet and cavier comes out of my nose....I retweet.
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#mygrandmaiscool swears like a boozed up sailor, biggest trucker mouth in the Iscool Family #fudgebombs #IscoolFamily
#mygrandmaiscool wrote the definitive history of the Iscool Family, apparently Frank Sinatra had eyes for my mom Gina Iscool. #IscoolFamily
#mygrandmaiscool and Grandpa Iscool have mastered REM's "Its the End of the World" at karaoke night. #fastwords #IscoolFamily
#mygrandmaiscool set the Iscool Family record or completing a rubix cube...at age 87. #arthritisfail #IscoolFamily
#mygrandmaiscool held the Iscool Family record at our annual hot dog eating competition. #dippingbunsinwateriskey
Sir Retweet retweeted
Had a long phone conversation with an old friend. He simply wouldn't shut up about phones. Finally had to just walk away.
RT @michaelianblack See you later, Lopez Tonight. It was terrible while it lasted. #SirRetweet #Lopez Tonight
RT @Filmdrunk Here's your totally not-creepy Twilight fan art of the day. is.gd/MenI1f #fb #SirRetweet
RT @JimGaffigan Last night I explained to my 5 year old son that the dark is not nearly as scary as your wife bringing home a pregnancy test
RT @DanaJGould When the Republicans finally try to impeach Obama, he will stand up and furiously agree to meet them half way. #SirRetweet
RT @hunterl_32 hunterl_32 a cop called my house today and said my dog was chasing a kid on a bike and i said that is funny because my dog...
RT @TWlTTERWHALE #thingswelearnedontwitter Its better to tweet about your problems than to actually do something about them. #SirRetweet
RT @GrandadFreeman_ #Neverinamillionyears Will I read the terms & conditions, but i will always accept. #SirRetweet
RT @Ultimatedilla I got a ride home from the bar from Helen Keller #jerrymealssaysitssafe #SirRetweet
RT @robwilber Just had unprotected sex with a syringe I found outside a crack house. #jerrymealssaysitssafe #SirRetweet