What did they use for physical therapy before lacrosse balls were widely available? Gourds? Immature coconuts?
The fuck outta here with that shit. There's never been a better time in history to be rehabbing your knee.
I can no longer tell the difference between $ABVX and what is on the toilet paper when I wipe my kid's butt after a poop
I do not think head of $SPCX IR expected to be on video today when she woke up. I wish her two ice cold martinis after work today.
Raced back to the car after dropping the kids at school so I could rip my first massive fart of the day. Smelled like a rotten jack-o'-lantern.
$ABVX presented "great" data in Spain and the stock price smells the exact same.
FALL IS OFFICIALLY HERE BABY!
$ABVX Friends, Romans, countrymen, it is time for me to rest.
I hope to go cold turkey from this cursed site. Wish me luck.
I'll remember each and every one of you.
Farewell,
Shart-A-Lot (FKA Size Investor)
$abvx is it appropriate to ask my mutual for a quick intro here so I can inquire "what the fuck?"
I have angel invested into companies that have gone literally to $0 and they caused me significantly less anguish than $ABVX
Calling $ABVX "derisked" is wrong. It has the most dangerous risk to any business: an absent and truly incompetent leadership team.
Shart-A-Lot retweeted
Watching the NBA as a kid: These ginormous men are my heroes. They are superstars.
Warriors. Gladiators. My role models.
Watching the NBA as a 30 y/o man: wow look at these young guys go. These amazing young boys. Right out of college too. Beautiful boys.
So young. Mm wow
The $ABVX paradox
I am now conditioned to bracing myself for an $ABVX BO every morning as soon as I wake up and every market close.
It's like these weird emotionally elevated gray zones I have 2x/day.
Of course it never happens and my life goes on, but I think it's dulling my soul somehow.
This is the hidden cost of owning $ABVX aside from the obvious opportunity cost of owning any other stock which is skyrocketing
Do we have proof of life from a single $ABVX board member?
I was thinking we need to make sure Marc is alive, but the problem could be deeper than that.
$ABVX imagine the sweet release of selling out right now, closing your brokerage, deleting Twitter. Never knowing.
You would be so much happier. You would be FREE.