@SkinMuffins

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 United States
Joined October 2022
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  • Followers20.1K
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Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.
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Barroom Hero 🦬
@UnIxphyscoOct 22
Just a thought… hear me out. We have all the sex
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BEAVE
@BeaveinflowOct 23
Find a guy that brings you snacks without you having to ask.
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baked.in.ny
@propapergirlOct 23
im too old to be like this fr
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Babe, it’s time to put on American Dad so we can fall asleep.
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Things he’d look good in: 1. Me
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πš“πšŽπš—πš—πš’πšπšŽπš› α₯«α­‘.ִָ֢𓂃@jen_in_reverieOct 22
Fuck what people think.
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Guess what I had for dinner
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Trophy Knife
@sarah1mcOct 22
First of all no.
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It’s 10pm and I’m making breakfast.
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BluntOps980@BluntOps9800Oct 21
I’ve died on hills you wouldn’t piss on
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κ¨„οΈŽ
@providentialyOct 21
I crashed out a lot to be this peaceful.
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Things I’d rather be doing right now: 1. Him
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Rockefeller@passtherockeOct 21
First date idea: I get your spark back
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You’re crazy and I’m out of my mind.
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Carmella Cannoli@piccolobuttOct 21
Phlegm is a very hard word to spell.
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Larry’s Twin 99@LarrysTwin9929 Mar 2025
This isn’t going to work if you’re not telling me how strong I am every time I bring the groceries into the kitchen.
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BEAVE
@BeaveinflowOct 21
Every day I do stuff, and every day there’s more stuff to do. Frankly, this is starting to feel like a scam.
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Julz
@T0xic__AFOct 21
(sexually) i'm listening
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Larry’s Twin 99@LarrysTwin99Oct 21
You guys would tell me if I ever said something stupid on here, right?
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πŸŽƒ Fifi πŸŽƒ
@BookQueen00Oct 21
I want him buried so deep inside me that his cock thinks it lives there.
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