@SkinnerSteven

Jokes • Host of @FOTSpod •

 Ontario, Canada [he/him]
stevenwskinner.com
Joined April 2011
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"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped
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*Adam West Batman punches a Farmer-henchman* KA-PLOW!
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They have this phone for kids called the Tin Can phone that only allows certain numbers to call and I am Tin Can about getting one
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Watson was Holmes schooled
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“omg I am LOVING these vague directions” “Right?!”
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All of Cheech and Chong’s movies were given the green light
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Whoa did you hear the news?! Show me you have paywall access so we can discuss
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People who camp without tents are the outliers
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Swiss cheese has to be made with whole milk
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Getting serious ‘Rasputin’ vibes from this Pike lady
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BONO: 🎶 You give yourself away 🎶 DAUGHTER: Dad wha- B:🎶 You give yourself away 🎶 D: But it's my weddi- B:🎶and u giiiive🎶 D:*sobbing*
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Surely I’m not the only one who calls a burger a ‘Fastidious Joe’
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A seasonal pun? Oh no- I’m not autumning for that again
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What’s a bees favourite food? Shawarma
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Space is only a matter of time
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Your body’s a Temple? Well mine’s a uhh, Purdue
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Mechanics love Saturday morning car tunes
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What do I do for fun? YouTube people doing bird calls to see if it fools the Merlin bird app
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If he’s a sports fan entering the bathroom and a sports fan leaving, what is he IN the bathroom? ESPN
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Almost got the translation job but it had been spoken for
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The Romans column as they 'seum
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