will give any of you shmucks some work on the sticks on farming simulator

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“Slangin” Skip Johns retweeted
No productivity can be expected from anyone who attended or watched all of the App State game on Thursday night. That is all. 🎆 📷 App State Sports
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The Captain #GoApp
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College Football is special Part 8,500,459
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I can’t wait to never have to interact with JMU fans again. Holy hell the entitlement and ego makes it impossible to talk with them.
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“Slangin” Skip Johns retweeted
This is quite the statement from an active head coach
Here is (part) of Central Michigan head coach Matt Drinkall's quote in opposition to the proposed 24-team College Football Playoff:
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I can’t lie, I walked outside just now on the third Saturday In October and when I felt that 48 degree air brush my body, I came all in my shorts. Nutted right there on my front porch. Made a giant sticky mess all over myself. #Autumn
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Catholics: “The pope is right.” Protestants: “The pope is wrong.” Jon Gruden: “Tight Ends shouldn’t wear single digit numbers man. It’s downright soft. Imagine Rob Gronkowski wearing number 2? Tell you who looked good in number 2 was Derek Jeter. That was a cool guy man. Pull up the first pitch George Bush threw at the World Series.”
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“Slangin” Skip Johns retweeted
I'll die on this hill. Sports are about crowning a true champion. Playoff systems that exist in American pro sports are dumb. You play a long grueling season and if you're slightly above average you get to play in a new long grueling post season that is virtually unrelated to the regular season and the team that gets hot wins. March Madness early rounds are my favorite week of the year, but that doesn't mean it's a fair or meaningful way to choose a champion. European domestic soccer leagues crown a true champion. No playoffs. 1st place wins. Is that good for business? No. But its a true unquestioned champion. The BCS was the next best thing. The 4 team playoff still worked. Out of 138 teams you can find 4 elite teams and because they haven't played similar schedules it makes sense that you may not be able to prove who was the best 1 or 2 based on body of work. At 12 you started to lose me. Yes I'm aware that means Miami wouldn't have even be in the conversation last year if it were still a 4 team playoff. 24 teams is the end of the CFB regular season as we know it. Will it still be fine? Yes. Will it be even more satisfying to see your rival not even be able to make a 24-team playoff? Yes. But the magic will be gone. 9-3 will be the goal. Key players will sit out game 12 to rest for the playoffs, allowing a bubble team an easy win to get in. At least then maybe we can get some conference collusion conspiracy arguments. Teams that may have been dynasties in the past could have Buffalo Bills-type runs where they just can't get it done in the playoffs. In the end, I'd rather see a potentially deserving team left out, than an 8-4 team that shouldn't sniff the playoffs get hot and make a run. I'm not going anywhere, I'll still probably watch just as much, and I'm sure the playoff will be entertaining. But we'll lose so much urgency, joy and heartbreak in the cheapening of the regular season.
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“Slangin” Skip Johns retweeted
On September 17, 2022, ESPN’s College GameDay visited Appalachian State for the first time ahead of its matchup against Troy. App State won 32-28 on a 53-yard Hail Mary touchdown from Chase Brice to Christian Horn as time expired. 🏈
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So on brand for congress to be in a mountain stream with spinning gear 😂
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Roy Cooper steered $100M in NC disaster relief to low-income housing as hurricane victims went without homes trib.al/5RfF5Kq
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“Malort-a-Rita” a marg with malort instead of tequila.
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App State fans running into nc state fans in Raleigh this weekend
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Getting Jameis Winston when you didn’t expect Jameis Winston is like going out for a quiet dinner and doing some cocaine.
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There it is…the crown jewel of Boone, NC
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This photo is LOUD
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HOLY CRAP…..💀😭 An NYC firefighter just told pro-Palestine protesters to get the fuck out of our country and take Mamdani, AOC, Hochul, and Obama with them. I’M SORRY, BUT THIS MAN IS AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND. 😂🔥 God bless him. THIS is the America I know and love. 🇺🇸
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If we’ve learned anything about George W. Bush post-presidency, it’s that his facial expressions tell the real story. Today is no different.
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I’m still furious about this. I will spend the rest of my life being angry about this.
A group of around eight people, some holding hands, jump together from the North Tower.
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“Slangin” Skip Johns retweeted
oh we're still following this script okay yeah
"proud for being american" so a fascist
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