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Optimus Rhyme

@SlackJawedLocal

Views are my own, Foley is God

Joined July 2012
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Girls are always feminists until they have to pay a $5 cover
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@sugareebabie
HeyJupiter (@ShesKindaALot) profile pictureHeyJupiter@ShesKindaALot15h
Rapist Brock Turner is going by Allen Turner now because he thinks he should be able to just move on with his life. I disagree, so every time there’s an update I’m thrilled to share it far & wide. He’s in Dayton Ohio & looks like this now.
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HeyJupiter@ShesKindaALot15h
Rapist Brock Turner is going by Allen Turner now because he thinks he should be able to just move on with his life. I disagree, so every time there’s an update I’m thrilled to share it far & wide. He’s in Dayton Ohio & looks like this now.
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@HongKongGC
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Replying to @piersmorgan
@piersmorgan please remind David he promised to kill himself and we're all waiting
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Replying to @w_terrence
Only shady cause you lost retard
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Replying to @davidwalliams
@davidwalliams please kill yourself like you said you would
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Replying to @AmandaHolden
@AmandaHolden please remind David that he has to kill himself.
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Rex Ryan didn't hurt those feet on purpose
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Who the fuck calls it Coca cola light
Emmanuel Flores. (@Emflorecido) profile pictureEmmanuel Flores.
@EmflorecidoNov 11
La diferencia entre la COCA-COLA LIGHT y la COCA-COLA ZERO que mucha gente desconoce: Y no, no es solamente el sabor. 🔴 COCA-COLA LIGHT • No contiene azúcar. • Prácticamente no aporta calorías. • Tiene un sabor propio, diferente al de la Coca-Cola original. 🔵 COCA-COLA ZERO ↓
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Replying to @MustangMan_TX
Just say you're gay
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. @SimonCowell please remind David he promised to kill himself
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Replying to @jackunheard
Delete maggot
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Replying to @SlackJawedLocal @Uber_Support
Great another 6-12 before talking to someone about a FELONY
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@Uber_Support
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blonde don (@machinegunkelly) profile picture
blonde don
@machinegunkellyNov 11
you didn’t earn that ink got put to sleep and wore a diaper for a tattoo, i hope you shit yourself you fuckn fairy
Boşuna Tıklama (@bosunatiklama) profile pictureBoşuna Tıklama
@bosunatiklamaNov 10
Anestezi altında tüm vücuduna dövme yaptıran gencin son hali:
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What part of the car did they cut her out from?
🇺🇸Disabled Veteran Constitutional Conservative (@SGT_Oz) profile picture🇺🇸Disabled Veteran Constitutional Conservative@SGT_OzNov 10
Currently in the Emergency Room with my wife. She was in a bad accident and they had to cut her out of the car. She’s conscious but in a lot of pain. Prayers would help.
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Replying to @ChoiceHotels
@ChoiceHotels why the fuck do i need to sign up for your rewards program to use your FREE wifi? I've already been overcharged for my room and now I have to sign up for your rewards program?
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Replying to @Uber
@Uber its been 80 hours since you told me you would get back to me in 6-12 hours.
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Replying to @xavixuan @SoyLucasRodri
The gay one
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This @TPUSA employee was just sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping young women. Seems important @MrsErikaKirk
teresa smith (@treesey) profile pictureteresa smith@treeseyNov 9
Just 10 months ago, facing charges for rape and sexual assault in the UK, Russell Brand spoke at the Turning Point USA conference (known as Amfest) in Phoenix Arizona. Watch for the moment when the joke falls flat
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