Slammageddon⚔️

Got a bunch of new followers recently so I figured reintroductions are in order. Name's Slam. I'm a Godslayer fighting in an Immortal War against a infectious parasite from beyond the stars. You can catch me playing horror games, FPS games, or gacha games. Pick your poison.

who up im tryna show someone some dumb fukn shiiii

The path to becoming the greatest starts with one step.

Is this really what gets me into APEX fuk

Today is just my day.

Treated myself to something nice.

big things cooking in the Slam HQ

Surprisingly enough, I was asked to participate in this. Enjoy my ugly heart.

Didn’t know I inadvertently entered Jigsaw’s SAW games cause I just realized I’m doing treadmill on incline for 20 minutes at 3mph and my shoe is untied

When I’m DPS’ing for my friend group but the bro wants to go watch Dune 3 and buy the popcorn bucket

Ate KBBQ with the IRL’s last night and when they swapped out the grill, I said “New grill, new me.” My best friend Jared then said: “That’s the most calorically dense phrase I’ve ever heard.” He then called me a fat bitch. I’m ngl he clocked me 😭

I just had the worst and best idea of all time I will be known for the worst meme of all time

Oh nah it’s over for me

peep game @HeavenlyyFather

Not gonna go to twitchcon this year, I feel like I won’t be missed much either way, and I could use the extra PTO for Japan later in the year. Don’t have a roommate either and I don’t wanna deal with the stress of finding one so late. If y’all go, have fun for me.

I am NOT gonna lose to you big dawg

GODZILLA C4