@Slapmemam

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥'𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱

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Joined December 2020
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You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a lasagna.
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not to accuse anybody of anything but this feels incredibly convenient for whoever did it
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If I wanted to be the bigger person I'd have ordered that.
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“Sync your contacts “ NO
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i will never stop abusing the drooling emoji u can finger it out my fuckin ass
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tweeting without your consent
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stare at the middle for 10 seconds and you’ll see a burger
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If u die during esex you die in real life
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red@fawnpersona4h
normalize naming your kids after 10/10 hannibal episodes. come on Mizumono time for school
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mira ⚢@jixuisOct 21
Men wont wipe their dicks after peeing then talk about pussy being stinky
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some opinions are clearly homegrown
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Certain people could find a problem in a field of solutions
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Sometimes a tweet is just a tweet.
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capitalism keeps putting the customer first. directly in front of the bus
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the "let's all share one fun fact" crowd will answer for this
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the dog asked me to pixelate myself
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my nervous system is getting on my nerves
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i think candles love attention
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you can tell who's never had a door slammed in their face emotionally
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Anyone can break the ice. Let's see somebody fix it.
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There should be a setting between mute and blocking called "grow up a little."
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