vulgarian. programmer. stagehand. protohipster. I use this to pass time while pooping. i love blocking people. hey/hey you/ hey asshole
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I just wrote a @iatse letter: Tell Congress: Pass the Bipartisan Motion Picture, Television, and Entertainment Revitalization Act (MPTERA). Write one here: actionnetwork.org/letters/te…
There should be something like the 25th amendment in football where the coaching staff can remove owners. Yes, I'm talking about you, @realjerryjones
The @dallascowboys should brain wipe @Dak at the beginning of every quarter and tell him it's the 4th and they're down by 20.
That's the only way he plays.
It appears that @SenMcConnell did something wrong during the #ritual intended to bring him to mighty lichdom
#dnd #undead
@bucees can fo fuck itself. Greedy bastards.
nsjonline.com/article/2026/0…
You can donate to their legal fund here:
gofundme.com/f/help-save-bea…
Hey @vay_io driving the car is cool.amd all but having to find a parking spot downtown so I can get out kinda defeats the purpose of not just taking my own vehicle, ya know?
Hey, @googlechrome, moving the little toolbar to the bottom of the screen in Android and then making it permanently stick there just sucks.
Please tell me how to turn it the hell off.
I'd just like to personally thank @SouthwestAir and their complete fumbling of flight 875 to completely ensure that not only are we not going to make our connection, but my bags appear to be on A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PLANE.
Thanks for taking a giant dump on our vacation.
That's the Westin. It's RIGHT THERE.
But NOOOOOO, the cheap VC assholes that bought @SouthwestAir to squeeze every penny out of it would rather put us on planes for the NEXT TWELVE HOURS.
(For sale: 60K #SouthwestMiles)
Hey @AmericanExpress, @SouthwestAir totally boned us hard and we're stuck in DEN for the next SIX HOURS.
Any way you can get us into the #CenturionLounge early?