
30 | U.S. Air Force Veteran | NMSU & UD Alumni NASM Certified Personal Trainer @CoDBeerLeague
Delaware, USA
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🚨The Case Race Update🚨
With only 2 days left in the case race, can anyone stop @MrSirSigns ?
Join the cord today, Hop into the 8s queue and, take a shot at the Free Case of Beer! #StopTheBartender
@Sheharm_ @unctrey2000 @KoyPondSpotify @Codzak_V2
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🍻THE CASE RACE IS BOOMING🍻
@MrSirSigns is still holding the crown but with so many series being played and 4 days left, the free case of Beer is still anyones to claim! Register today, sign up for 8s and climb the ranks now!
@Sheharm_ @GHOSTSnapshot @aFul_04 @TMLevitate
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🍻THE CASE RACE IS HEATING UP🍻
6 DAYS LEFT and @MrSirSigns is holding the crown, but the leaderboard is FAR from settled.
Finish #1 at the end of the month and WIN A FREE CASE OF BEER!
Jump into the Discord, use the 8s Bot and climb the ranks now!
@TristyCOD @rarecree @Sheharm_
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🍻Elo 8s Alert🍻
Tired of your MMR in pubs? Want a competive experience without getting sweaty?
Come join our discord for Elo 8s, all day every day and work your way up the leaderboard for a chance at a free Case of Beer!
Must be 21+ to enter.
Discord - discord.com/invite/gHjgpAXss…
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🚨SEASON 9 REGISTRATION🚨
Season 9 Registration is Open!
Grab your Drinking Buddy or signup Solo and join the action on November 13!
Join the Discord for 8s and win a free Case of Beer for finishing 1st each month!
Form - tinyurl.com/yc8hrk6r
Discord - discord.gg/gHjgpAXssf
🤖 Made with AI
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🚨New Special Event🚨
As we get closer to the start of Season 9, we wanted to share with you our Week 4 Special Event - The Sweaty Saturday.
If you consider yourself a true degenerate, prove it, by putting your points where your mouth is.
You won't wanna miss this season!
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🚨More Ways to Earn Points🚨
In Season 9 we're bringing back the CBL Top 10 POTW, with the number 1 clip getting 10 points.
We are also introducing the Best Drunk Moment of the Week. Clip the most outrageous, wild or funny drunk moment from Beer League that week and get 10 points
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🚨New Weekly Events🚨
Starting next season we'll have more ways to earn your Playoff Points throughout the week with:
Washed Wednesdays - A weekly 8s tournament
Saturday House Parties - Wild Drinking Events
Stoner Sundays - For the ones who prefer to keep things chill on Sundays
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🚨Your Season 9 Bartenders🚨
With big changes coming this season, we start with a front office change!
Head Degen: @ReS_CommoN
Chief Culture Officers: @SleeperPJS & @aloofinati
Director of Suds & Standards: @xJTSolo
Chief Degenerate Officers: @MrSirSigns & @onlyfaustparty
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Blizzard is teasing a new StarCraft announcement at BlizzCon next week
The official website has started glitching ahead of the announcement
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𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: My wife tried to commit suicide.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Stay awake. How old is she?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 31–33.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she awake?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yes.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she breathing?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yeah. Lindsay, what did you do to your neck? She’s talking.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: When did this happen?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Last half hour.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: How far did she fall?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 20 feet.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she responding normally?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: A little bit. Wake up!
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What part of the body was injured?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Her neck. She’s breathing. Lindsay, look at me. Look at me.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Are there weapons?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I don’t see any. Where are the kids?
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Do not move her.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Open your eyes. Lindsay, look at me. Open your eyes. Say my name.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: I’m going to tell you how to stop the bleeding.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: It’s not really bleeding… open wounds. She’s in the backyard.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is there something on her neck? Can you put pressure on it?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: No. Lindsay, wake up. They’re coming. Look at me.
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘀. First responders arrive.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I need you to stay with her. I have to go check on my kids.
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 / 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽𝘀.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Guys? Guys?
Cora? Cora?
Dawson?
Oh no. Oh no!
Wake up!
Then screaming and gasping for an extended stretch.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What’s going on? Hello?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Basement! Basement! Oh my God! I need help in the basement right now.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Hello? Hello?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Dawson! My buddy! My little boy! My buddy!
AHHHHH, SHE KILLED THE KIDS!!! Oh my God!
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After a long booze-filled weekend, we have some absolute degens taking an early lead in the standings. A 9-way tie for 1st! Will anyone hold onto their spot for weekend 2?
@unctrey2000 @NU_Slushii @JGThatLif @ZirkTheHippy @Magnii__ @BetWithBT
@GHOSTSnapshot @dylan216 @xJTSolo





























