Have you considered the possibility that you're just an ass?

Formerly Chicago
Joined September 2019
Such a rare, and elusive find in the wild.
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Rep. Ilhan Omar jokes with Hasan Piker about the attention they both receive from conservative media, suggesting they wouldn't appear on TV nearly as often if people weren't so tired of looking at the “Botox faces” of Republicans, whom she refers to as “fascists.” The conversation then shifts to Omar's “tumultuous” past week, which saw federal agents raid her Washington, D.C., home as part of an ongoing criminal investigation into alleged immigration fraud. Omar seems unfazed, remarking, “But it tracks for me. That's kind of most of my weeks.”
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Sounds like Soviet Russia propaganda
BREAKING: Robert Reich calls for the "defunding" of Elon Musk and suggests that SpaceX / Starlink should be seized by the government.
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The kids are too young to remember the time James Franco and Seth Rogen caused an international incident
I'll never understand why they used a fake Supreme Leader's face instead of Kim Jong Un in COD MW4
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Replying to @emmarosefoxs
The emails that leaked showed they had discussed the idea of letting Spider-Man be in Civil War, and that caused a ton of public pressure to do it when the emails got out, so you could actually argue that North Korea is responsible for Spider-Man in the MCU
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The year is 2026 and Barack Obama is campaigning on healthcare.
Barack Obama: "They are running scary ads to make you think Democrats are radicals, communists, jihadists, or the woke police. What is radical about wanting everybody to have healthcare? How is that radical?"
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No one is charging Musk with murder for Doge cuts to USAID. This is lunacy and reeks of fascism.
The Bulwark crew is absolutely ecstatic over the idea of investigations and prosecutions of Elon Musk. Can barely contain themselves: "He has a body count like a f*cking war criminal. We start with the US Congress and it ends at The Hague for Elon Musk." "You've got $1 trillion, asshole. Start spending it on lawyers." "You don't hate him nearly enough." "There has been a series of meetings among House Democrats. Do you know what they're doing? Yes. They're carving up jurisdictions for who is going to Subpoena him to testify before which of them and for what." "Get a townhouse, big guy. Got a lot of nice brownstones right there by Capitol Hill." "Elon! You motherf*cker! You better pack a lunch cause your ass is gonna be living in the Capitol starting January of 2027." "I feel like my guys, Robert Garcia and Jamie Raskin are f*cking ready. They're loaded for bear." Same kind of people that've cried endlessly about the weaponization of justice are absolutely salivating over the idea of weaponizing justice against their political opposition.
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I’d probably use my middle name
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On Saturdays, we wear puffy vests.
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This is hysterical. Dana Bash tells Nicolle Wallace that "real objective reporters" from "traditional news networks" are being undermined by reporters from right-leaning outlets. Because they ask "Dear Leader" question like "'I'm sorry, Mr. President. Are you great or are you just excellent?" Dana Bash. Nicolle Wallace. CNN. MSNOW. Bashing other outlets for being partisan and undermining the real objective journos. They would seriously have you believe that a Biden or Obama press conference wasn't full of sycophantic media. I'm dead.
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Let's see your look up shots Here's mine
Let's see your look up shots Here's mine
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Let's see your look up shots Here's mine
Let's see your look up shots Here's mine
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Don't make me loudly whisper it again, Jack
senator joe biden holding a tec-9 during a hearing of the committee on capitol hill In 1993
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Apparently, under communism, human nature no longer exists
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He's about to dunk Jessica Rabbit in some Dip.
Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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I know this is some BS because GK Chesterton was off the charts smart, one of the most insightful writers of his age I’d argue, and there’s zero chance he was walking anywhere quickly
As an aside, IQ strongly correlates with walking speed. The correlation is, like, extremely significant. There are essentially zero outliers. Top quintile walkers are a full standard deviation smarter than bottom quintile walkers.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
A 2019 Dunedin study reports moderate correlation (β=0.38) between midlife IQ and gait speed with ~16-point mean quintile difference. "Essentially zero outliers" does not match this association's strength. jamanetwork.com/journals/jaman…
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the founding fathers were gay libtards. i use to defend them but there’s no point, they sucked
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There's a stigma around menopause now? Can we just maybe start with things that don't have a stigma?
Growing up, Gayle King says menopause was off-limits. Now, she wants to help break the stigma. In this episode of My Monday Morning, King talks candidly about menopause and shares how she manages her 3:24 a.m. wake-up time without caffeine. 🎥 on.wsj.com/4Abm13B
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“If you don’t like these books, you don’t like me. It’s as simple as that” I accept your terms. We are enemies now, you and I
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You guys are openly talking about prosecuting someone who pioneered the electric car.
We are in a climate crisis. We need to take action and power a clean energy revolution that will create jobs, lower costs and ensure a more livable future for all.
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