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ex Chef - ex pickle salesman I could care less about engagements/likes Primarily on $HYPE

On a cloud
Joined May 2019
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Scrolling twitter and I swtg I see the same thing everyday -CT influencer "WOAH! Check out this new bridge/swap site! It changes everything! -Shitty AI image/video -SS chart of a coin that lasts a week (maybe) or coping on price -basically porn Save me
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A great day to be a hyperliquid:native and kinetiq:native Holder 🫡
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Slowthoughts retweeted
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Patiently climbing the queue on @papertrade_xyz Lets get liquidated
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Update: I was indeed liquidated
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TS was supposed to go to $.00 according to airdrop farmers 😡😡😡 Why are my shorts liquidating???
The KNTQ claim period has now closed. 67.4% of the 50,000,000 KNTQ allocation was claimed. All unclaimed KNTQ from the claim period will be returned to the Kinetiq Foundation [@KinetiqFND] and as stated, be allocated towards ecosystem and future growth.
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It’s been a fucking minute since I’ve seen a good edit of this 😂 amazing job
🚨 BREAKING: Hitler responds to Abstract news
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Time is telling. @AbstractChain
Replying to @SteveG60117
Time will tell 🤷‍♂️
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All announcements from 2025 on @AbstractChain discord have been deleted 🤔
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Gets farmed for 2 years with promises of an airdrop "Return to Penguins. Return to PENGU." CT retards: "Buy a pudgy he is gonna reward NFT holders" Honestly the stupidity is impressive.
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Hey, look, another forgotten and completely useless DF collection Just how could this happen??
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I mean come tf on this is insane. The only thing that is redeemable is that most of the MP's were low but thats fixed by having a large fee% tied to sales I know MOST people dont care about DF eco or whatever Betty is doing in 2026 but if were all gonna pile on Luca lets call out some more bullshit
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kinetiq:native FUD? Sounds good. Anyways, $1
Replying to @Kinetiq_xyz
A total of 36,800,000 kPoints were distributed through this program. kPoints holders who participated have been allocated 50,000,000 KNTQ. kPoints holders may acquire KNTQ at a fixed price of $0.26/KNTQ for a 10 day claim period. Any unclaimed KNTQ at the end of the 10 day claim period will be returned to the Kinetiq Foundation [@KinetiqFND], allocated towards ecosystem and growth.
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Are you old enough to remember when @MyriadMarkets farmed people with the promise of an airdrop? Dw, its still on the way in Q5
Lots of news USDC markets live on @MyriadMarkets! Reminder that you can also use MYRIAD with points only and not have to predict with USDC, though there's a 100x multiplier on USDC and there will be an airdrop at some point... 👀
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The long awaited Claim for solana:2zMMhcVQEXDtdE6vsFS7S7D5oUodfJHE8vd1gnBouauv physical toys is coming soon, more than likely by the EOY. If you purchased any @pudgypenguins toys and scanned the QR codes for @PudgyWorld_ for redeemed traits, keep your eyes peeled for when the claim goes live.
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Slowthoughts retweeted
The Ascend Litepaper is live. Stake Hype on Ascend through kHYPE, earn two streams: ecosystem tokens funded by yield, and HYPE funded by protocol revenue. No protocol token. A 1% trading fee with up to half to creators. Every dollar of protocol revenue buys $HYPE and kinetiq:native. Supporting token lifecycle from launch to Ascended listings, HyperCore spot listings, and HIP-3 Perps listings through Kinetiq. We're also giving away 10 WL spots on this tweet to people who like, RT, and tag a friend with one unique mechanism they really like about Ascend. ascendlaunch.gitbook.io/docs
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Hearing someone order ranch with their wings instead of blue cheese
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Saw someone say @AbstractChain removed streaming and had to check it out, still alive but saw the funniest thing Bro is botting views EGREGIOUSLY 😂is this the chat of someone with 3.3k Viewers? @0xCygaar ts is too funny
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Forgot nobody cares about Abs in 2026 my bad
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