ITS TED

"I'm sexy & I know it!" .. "No bitch! You're slutty & you blow it!"

Lazy rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.

Summer, Please slow the fuck down.

*Phone on silent*. 10 missed calls. *Turns volume to loudest*. Nobody calls all day. #Ted

#FirstDayOfSchoolThoughts I wonder who's in my classes *walks in* ...shit

We all had the funny email we made when we were 12 years old.