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"How did you get 55 Vicodin pills a day?" the interviewer asked. Matthew Perry didn't hesitate. "I did all sorts of things. Fake migraines, fake MRIs... But the weirdest thing I did was on Sundays." "What did you do on Sundays?" "I would go to real estate open houses. I’d walk into strangers' bathrooms, open their medicine cabinets, and steal their pills. And they never reported it because they thought: 'There's no way Chandler Bing stole from us.'" In the year 2000, Matthew Perry was making $1 million per episode on the biggest show on Earth. Millions of people tuned in every week just to feel comforted by his wit. Behind the scenes, he was taking 55 Vicodin a day just to survive the agonizing hell of withdrawal. When doctors refused to write more prescriptions, America’s favorite TV star spent his weekends creeping through strangers' private bathrooms like a phantom. Twenty-three years later, despite all the money, rehabs, and global love, he was found dead in his hot tub from an acute drug overdose. Fame and fortune didn't save him. They just gave his monster a bigger stage to hide on. Society sells us the delusion that reaching the top of the world heals your internal void. We believe that if a man becomes famous enough and rich enough, he becomes untouchable. Matthew Perry proved the darkest truth about human suffering. You can have a hundred million dollars and the love of the entire world, but if you don't heal the demons inside you, the nightmare will eventually come back to finish what it started. Success doesn't cure a broken soul. Sometimes, it just pays for a very comfortable grave.

Roadster event streaming live this Thursday at 7:55pm CST

Everything that has happened to the Titans since trading AJ Brown: *Titans have the worst record in the NFL at 19-54 since *Eventually led to firing of Mike Vrabel * Record since firing Mike Vrabel is 6-33 (have won 2 home games + 1 division game total in 3 seasons) *AJ Brown won a Super Bowl and Mike Vrabel made a Super Bowl *AJ Brown had more Super Bowl appearances with the Eagles than Treylon Burks had receiving touchdowns with the Titans *Have scored 17.2 Points per game since the trade, the worst in the NFL. *Let Derrick Henry walk without trying to re-sign him *Derrick Henry has 732 more rushing yards and 22 more rushing touchdowns than the entire Titans RB room combined since leaving *Traded Malik Willis to the Packers for a 7th rounder only for him to beat us 27 days later as the starting QB by 16 points *Traded the leader of our defense, Kevin Byard (to the Eagles, of course) for two 2024 draft picks + player…none of those players are still on the Titans two seasons later. *Lost Mike Keith - the voice of the Titans for 27 years and one of the best in the entire industry - to the University of Tennessee *Lost Lance Smith - their longtime on field game-day host and hype man *Have never replaced Lance Smith and the game day production is one of the worst in professional sports *Lowest attendance numbers since Nissan Stadium opened in 1999. *Dropped the Greek mythology bit from the Titans branding so no one knows what the Titans even mean anymore Every decision made is the wrong one and if you do that long enough and you get Hell on Earth.

Anduril is investing $3.7B into Arsenal-2. The next great American Shipyard.

Docking confirmed!

Due to high winds, the new Roadster demo is postponed by 2 weeks

Through the VOICE trial, Terry is using his Neuralink implant to help fine-tune a brain-to-voice interface for himself and others who can’t speak. He trained the algorithm first by miming speech as best he could, then by simply thinking the words and hearing them come out in his own natural voice. Powered by Grok Voice from @spacexai