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comedian? tv writer? podcaster? @theoverthinkpod

Joined October 2009
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i’ve once had to book a hotel in aerocity to avoid travelling alone at night
top 10 worst experiences in life - 1. landing in Delhi alone after 11pm
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pov: you bought 2 and now you have 9
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When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss
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And for the lady, perhaps, the fall of the patriarchy?
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The central government just announced that this women’s day every woman gets to slap 5 men. Thank you so much modi ji
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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it
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Replying to @Uppolice
@Uppolice @DelhiPolice @CMOfficeUP 13 yo Bhavna has been missing for the last two days. There are no leads. My heart is breaking for her mother who is absolutely distraught! Please help push the investigation harder and bring this little girl home🙏🏻
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what’s wrong babe you hardly touched your own advice you give to others
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Hold on…
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it’s so fucking cold outside i hate men
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Looks like a road in Bombay
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we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times
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[meeting a mathematician couple] so which one of you is the denominator
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me applying for a new job:
i ❤️ capitalism i ❤️ consumerism i ❤️ advertising i ❤️ branding i ❤️ social media strategy i ❤️ content creation i ❤️ SEO optimization i ❤️ audience insights
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literally me
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Replying to @airasia
@airasia because of a last minute gate change at KLIA Terminal 2, I ended up leaving our bag at Q5. Everything in that bag is replaceable except a red prayer mat that belonged to my late grandmother. My father carries it to every temple he visits.
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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don't want one
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An apple a day keeps doctor away unless you forget to sanitize it
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running an errand after the sun has gone down………….that’s a quest
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