Strength News

Despite overwhelming fan-support for casting Strength Trials members Sidefall as Nico Di Angelo and Graybytheway as Bianca Di Angelo for the newest season of Percy Jackson and the Olympians, they were eventually not chosen for the roles. The unfortunate news hurts us too.

It has officially been confirmed that @rejoicesum will NOT be an official member of Strength SMP Season 5. An insider who is friends with an unnamed Strength affiliate states: "Rejoice is too busy furthering his valorant rank."

News report that Sharpness has unfortunately gained access to a kitchen with a working stove and ingredients. An Unnamed StrengthSMP member states: "It was about to go so bad but we caught him and banned him from the kitchen in time."

Congratulations to @SB_737 (commonly known as "uncle") for being invited to Strength SMP Season 5, setting a great example for seniors all around the world, proving that anyone can be strong regardless of age! ⚔️

An new scientific study states that roughly 99.99% of the world ships Sharplow A leading expert on the matter confirms: "Sharplow? Oh yeah, everyone loves that except for them honestly. Jude's family, their friends, their staff teams. The whole world honestly."

Fun Fact: The only Money SMP Season 7 team without a confirmed Strength SMP Season 5 member currently is the Blue Diamonds. This may be a symptom of @sapsarata's sub-3-hour playtime on Strength SMP, but experts have not yet confirmed this conclusion to be true.

News report that @flowtives has infact been seen signing a contract with the football team called Barcelona! We will be wishing him a congratulation on achieving his football dreams.

Unfortunate news to report, @shandreaLIVE will NOT be performing with @GIRLSETofficial at Twitchcon San Diego VIA: @jypentertaintme