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Joined April 2016
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The Cowboys need to move on from Schotty. NOW. I don’t know if an interim can do better but it can’t be worse. If the Cowboys had no path to the playoffs then you could wait until off-season but they’re in a winnable division and have a team that’s built to try and win now. It’s not working with Schotty. Make a change.
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The Dallas Cowboys are an embarrassment to football.
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🚨l De acuerdo a los estudios, la Gen Z está más emocionada por ver a Faker jugando el Worlds que por tener sexo.
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Side bar. I just don’t find BIG 10 football enjoyable or fun to watch. Yes, USC played horrendously. Yes, they deserve to lose. But having every team try to shorten the game on you and getting seven or eight possessions is just not a fun product.
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Excuse me if I don’t give a fuck, DeShaun Watson plays on Sunday.
#Colts QB Anthony Richardson Sr. has been charged with misdemeanor marijuana possession, per @FOX59. Richardson was pulled over on Oct. 12 for an expired registration. He told police he had smoked marijuana in the vehicle and had a small amount inside, according to court documents. Police found a jar containing marijuana and an opened bag of THC-infused gummies. The charge was filed Monday.
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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This Nathan Fielder clip
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she's a 7 but hey that's 3 more than a root CA private key
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Hey. #FireSchotty get it going.
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Time for Dallas to ruin my day
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This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Catholics: “The pope is right.” Protestants: “The pope is wrong.” Jon Gruden: “Tight Ends shouldn’t wear single digit numbers man. It’s downright soft. Imagine Rob Gronkowski wearing number 2? Tell you who looked good in number 2 was Derek Jeter. That was a cool guy man. Pull up the first pitch George Bush threw at the World Series.”
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Hit the waitress with a classic “it was terrible” when she took my clean plate away
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WAIT FOR IT
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Cowboys win and fox changes to a Jalen Hurts fumble and pick immediately
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By popular demand, I present to you.. my magnum opus.
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Lions fans watching Josh Allen
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How it feels being a James Cook fantasy owner and seeing Josh Allen QB sneaks
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