Itβs a given, whenever you meet a fellow Lisa within minutes you trauma bond over being called Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam in elementary school.
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Okay, this is ridiculously catchy AND weirdly amazing. Canβt look away ! π
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im thinking about you, just without the clothes. is it okay?
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At this point all the ladies on here need to rent out a couple floors at a hotel and just relax, drink and of course have orgies going on the whole time. I NEED IT!!!
After a night of drinking with @coffeeandvinyl1 we got in bed together and watched vintage 70βs porn with unfiltered commentary. Basically us. β¬οΈ
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wild to walk out to my favourite pub only to be cornered by both @coffeeandvinyl1 AND @SmutLisa and so I guess we're gonna keep going
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'I would fuck Anthony Bourdain in front of my dad' @coffeeandvinyl1 telling SOME kind of story to @SmutLisa
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Sorry, Iβm busy tonight. Iβve got a porn thing with @SmutLisa
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female seahorses after getting their boyfriend pregnant
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POV Iβm at work:
Can somebody take over for me here I need to send a quick text off.
The text:
Would you like to put my pussy in your mouth tonight?
Iβm having dinner with @SmutMoe tonight. Finally, we made it outta the text chats and into the unscripted world where thereβs alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.















