𝓡𝐎͟𝐒͟𝐈͟𝐄͟𝐑͟

. 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐑

I am nothing if not honest

Wait

I am a whore

A depressing one apparently

What have I ever done to you to deserve this

Please I am going to vomit

Never said I wasn’t

I don’t understand it

Quite frankly I’m jealous

I saw it with my own two eyes

I can’t believe Snape and Barty are dating

You’re so right. Should we kiss and makeup?

Seems that you think you can talk to me as if I’m not simply giving the one COOKING the niffler a suggestion. As a /friend/. Correct your fucking tone.

Speak to me like that again and I can promise you, you’ll have to eat meals for the rest of your life through a tube.

Make sure to season it properly. Don’t want to be chewing on bland meat.

Don’t tell me what to do.

I’ve never eaten Niffler before but, I’m feeling chicken with a bit more of a fatty taste. Maybe closer to duck.

Better me eat it than it counting to ravage the pureblood’s family heirlooms.

Skin the niffler