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Mammoth fan born and bred in the Crossroads of the West. #TusksUp

Salt Lake City, Utah
Joined October 2024
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Clean out the closet. Be existential. Cast a vote
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My dream job isn’t to be a journalist at all but to write headlines for the New York Post
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“Olé, Olé, Olé!” chants rain down in Toronto 🗣️
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Thank you oomfs this 24 hours while I ask @grok to verify every single inspirational quote on my scroll. FYI 90% are false slop
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Karel Vejmelka u need to be like this Guinness comforting when the days are short and not foaming
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Thank you ChatGPT for validating my entire worldview and telling me I’m right 99% of the time
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Well crap. #TusksUp still
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A first year college football coach going undefeated? 👀
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THE GRADUATE hits so different when you’re an adult. He’s got Anne Bancroft teaching him the ropes sexually, Katharine Ross on deck, a new Alfa Romeo roadster— what’s his problem?
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What are they gonna do, poll each other?
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Real Twitter users don't give a damn about getting 0 likes, it's not a social network for us. It's our personal journal.
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The chills I experienced when they inflated this and started playing ‘The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.’
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He’s the real deal — and so is GMBA locking him at $10 million AAV through 2034
With his hat trick tonight, Logan Cooley (228 GP) became the fastest active player to record five career hat tricks, besting Alex Ovechkin (230 GP). Yeah, you read that right. 😮
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Cooley nets his second hatty this road trip on the power play!! 🧢 🧢 🧢 x2!!
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Utah’s jerseys are fricken nasty
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Taunting Caufield
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Cools off the two-line pass with his second and lotta game left. Great matchup tonight!
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Beating the Buds in their Barn, Bob in net — Beautiful 🤌🏼
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