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When the book has no smut but instead has feet kicking banter and tension
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hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes
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we are entering another golden era for dudes who look a little funky. if youre a white guy who looks a little weird with it, its your time to shine
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ur not lazy u just need to rest ur small beautiful little head most hours of the day bc ur soooo tiny and small and life is so big and hard and it’s ok
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Shower Food Review 71: Whole Peking Duck - I took some time off to just relax. Each day I try to improve myself but I realized if you keep pushing the envelope one day it's going to break. Anyways this was one of the most decadent meals I've ever eaten in the shower. 10/10
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ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

































