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they/ˢʰᵉ • president of the hole digging club • @solilyquist • pfp @ThisStupidTwink

Joined March 2019
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listen to me. we’re going to get a bunch of guys together and go into the woods. we’re going to bring back something big
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It took them less than 2 days to incorporate cuckoldry into this new Anakin thing they’re doing.
"I was drunk, Anakin, it didn't count"
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"You have no idea what's coming." "Is it more St-" "More Star Wars memes, yes."
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I didn’t really understand the red baron pizza thing but it doesn’t matter because they’re already on the anakin skywalker thing and I’m realizing if I just go a few days without understanding that either it’s fine and that there will be another thing to not understand
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that's right libs, I've been duped by an elderly pervert and and am mere hours away from the having my cock and balls incinerated in a volcano
My politics in 2020 My politics now
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This is how my ophthaldivergent ass thought we were all experiencing the world 🤦‍♀️
People wear glasses for the first time and go “omg is this how ophthaltypical people see all the time??” Like no you are on stimulants 😂😂😂
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I have $24 and an empty tank and I’m in the dms like please take me back idgaf
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Fitted up at work telling everyone I got motion can I have a bite of that btw
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My beautiful 19yo baby son was holocausted by a Halloween party
My son was uninvited to a fucking student Halloween party today. The person who uninvited him said he was doing it because 5 people had said they wouldn't go if a Zionist was going, so instead of telling them to fucking grow up, he told my son not to come. Where will this end?
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i just tried to cook a meal at home and it cost me $10,000 dollars and took 45 days
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Sex from a girl who has sex with you
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People wear glasses for the first time and go “omg is this how ophthaltypical people see all the time??” Like no you are on stimulants 😂😂😂
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should I have spelled it optotypical. I’ve never been involved in the eye stuff. I only just learned I need glasses yesterday
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I have no opinion on adderall except that I don’t personally need it and it makes me feel funny
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I wasn’t really sure about conservatism but now that I see all this cool stuff about analog skywalker I think I could get into it do to its cultural significants
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I think sex is a special and private thing that you really only should share with your spouse and several of your friends and your adult brother when you’re 8
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I hate gay halloween because what do you mean I’m drunk texting my ex
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hey check out this cool trick i learned (blows a raspberry on your clit)
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The lesser evil would be ritual suicide of every American
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I’m Soli Sonnets
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